Darkest Britta
@darkest-timeline.bsky.social
This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.
My sky right now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My sky right now.
Behold the glory.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Behold the glory.
News: Great chance of seeing the aurora in Oregon tonight!
Oregon:
Oregon:
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
News: Great chance of seeing the aurora in Oregon tonight!
Oregon:
Oregon:
Apples to oranges to compare the city boundaries to the county.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Apples to oranges to compare the city boundaries to the county.
Comes in clutch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Comes in clutch.
Bob's Red Mill begs to differ.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bob's Red Mill begs to differ.
Oh, she gifted you another one (and hasn't figured out that we can see them publicly).
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh, she gifted you another one (and hasn't figured out that we can see them publicly).
They often cater to kids who already have their act together instead of the ones with the executive skills of a rabbid mongoose.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They often cater to kids who already have their act together instead of the ones with the executive skills of a rabbid mongoose.
Greetings from war ravaged Portland. Gonna eat a cheap burger at a dive bar.
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Greetings from war ravaged Portland. Gonna eat a cheap burger at a dive bar.
They're fighting the battle in the mall. With lightsabers.
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They're fighting the battle in the mall. With lightsabers.
It's that time of year again.
September 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's that time of year again.
Not sure why these trolls bother. As soon as I block you, your comments poof into the ether.
September 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not sure why these trolls bother. As soon as I block you, your comments poof into the ether.
Got some wild blackberries hanging out in a vodka bath on my counter.
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Got some wild blackberries hanging out in a vodka bath on my counter.
When we're on the verge of WWIII and Trump is unlikely to do the right thing, it's definitely time to blame the stances of 2021 DSA IC, the real people in power. 🤡
September 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When we're on the verge of WWIII and Trump is unlikely to do the right thing, it's definitely time to blame the stances of 2021 DSA IC, the real people in power. 🤡
Truly one of the weirder characters I've met. I kept thinking they were just misremembering what I said, but no, they couldn't even read what was in front of them.
September 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Truly one of the weirder characters I've met. I kept thinking they were just misremembering what I said, but no, they couldn't even read what was in front of them.
My families did not farm. We lived near other people's cattle and, like most, worked in the other jobs available in rural areas. I knew people that farmed. They always seemed rich to me.
September 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My families did not farm. We lived near other people's cattle and, like most, worked in the other jobs available in rural areas. I knew people that farmed. They always seemed rich to me.
I weirdly had a great one.
September 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I weirdly had a great one.
LMAO - hadn't added them to my terf list, but someone else made sure I didn't see them anyway.
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LMAO - hadn't added them to my terf list, but someone else made sure I didn't see them anyway.
There's definitely a fresh wave in the local feeds. Four of them are the same person, Talia Giardini, who complained about the Peacock texting thing. Another is Susan Griffin, who announced she moved over. Some are from Reddit because r/PortlandOR posts links here now. But yeah. They're heeeere.
August 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's definitely a fresh wave in the local feeds. Four of them are the same person, Talia Giardini, who complained about the Peacock texting thing. Another is Susan Griffin, who announced she moved over. Some are from Reddit because r/PortlandOR posts links here now. But yeah. They're heeeere.
