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burnt out Walmart warehouse worker, figures and Lego collector. Amateur miniature painter. I know it's mid, i aint got time or patience to make each one look amazing.
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Painted the Lion finally, been worried about fucking it up
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December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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SummoningSalt voiceover: “It had been nearly 8 years since the community had hit the 800 ham ceiling”
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Do you think there was a way to genuinely heal Angron? The Emperor says thy removing the nails would kill him, but what about replacing them? Cybernetic cranial implants are a thing in Warhammer 40k after all.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Well, #onepagerules has had me busy rebasing part of my small "Knight Brothers" force, and even painting a couple of characters from the Hatchette collections.

#nerdlings #warhammercommunity #wh40k #warhammer40k #tabletopgaming #paintingminiatures #40k #warhammer
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My top shelf is finally fully painted
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions.

Apple doesn't recognise unions.

Amazon is anti-union.

McDonald's is anti-union.

Starbucks is anti-union.

Google is anti-union.

Walmart is anti-union.

The big corporations are not on your side.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Well thats at least 1 model ir every primarch painted
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I definitely dont have anything against the Death Guard.
I havent lost a lot of games to the Death Guard army I bought someone in a trade at all.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Starting with the Khan this morning.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
F-- this man's over complicated backpack

Well just need to paint him, Corvus and The Khan
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And the Khan, on to Ferrus Manus
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just finished Corax's build
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Big E and Gendo Ikari seems funny to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"Hey, why do you like Sephiroth? Isn't he like, crazy and super evil?"

-Me, who has 100%'d Crisis Core, and combed through all the released lore for the FF7 world and characters through the various games-

Because I'm completely normal about tragic villains set up for failure...
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Day 1
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."

- Margaret Atwood
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…?

Raping children and covering up for ‘em.
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Supper is 5 pm. NOT 6:20. My can is LATE. There's also METAL SHOWING ON THE BOTTOM OF MY DRY FOOD BOWL, which is clearly unacceptable. My Lowly Humans are indifferent to my hunger. Joe took this picture of me glaring at him instead of immediately fixing the crisis. I have claws. 3am is coming ~Dusty
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM