Dark Mark
@dark-mark.bsky.social
Hey, red lobster guy
August 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey, red lobster guy
The Incelligence Community
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Incelligence Community
I like my women like I like my peloton - stretched out! #tourdefrance #cycling #shavedlegs #shavedeverything #fullyshaved #karenread #applebees
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I like my women like I like my peloton - stretched out! #tourdefrance #cycling #shavedlegs #shavedeverything #fullyshaved #karenread #applebees
Those who love the “Gulf of America” thing don’t actually love America. They just hate other countries.
July 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Those who love the “Gulf of America” thing don’t actually love America. They just hate other countries.
July is a good month watch Die Hard because that is the month it was released in
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
July is a good month watch Die Hard because that is the month it was released in
Looking for investor so I can make Koyaanisqatsi 2
July 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Looking for investor so I can make Koyaanisqatsi 2
Ripping a phone book in half used to be impressive.
Now finding a phone book to rip in half is impressive.
Now finding a phone book to rip in half is impressive.
June 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ripping a phone book in half used to be impressive.
Now finding a phone book to rip in half is impressive.
Now finding a phone book to rip in half is impressive.
Girl are you an Adirondack chair because I’m having a hard time getting out of you
June 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Girl are you an Adirondack chair because I’m having a hard time getting out of you
Spreadsheets in the streets and spread cheeks in the sheets
June 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Spreadsheets in the streets and spread cheeks in the sheets
Here are the best film adaptations from books:
1: The Rules of Attraction
2: Fight Club
3: Holes
4: Jurassic Park
5: Ecks vs Sever
1: The Rules of Attraction
2: Fight Club
3: Holes
4: Jurassic Park
5: Ecks vs Sever
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Here are the best film adaptations from books:
1: The Rules of Attraction
2: Fight Club
3: Holes
4: Jurassic Park
5: Ecks vs Sever
1: The Rules of Attraction
2: Fight Club
3: Holes
4: Jurassic Park
5: Ecks vs Sever
I can tell if you are homophonic, depending on weather or not you hate this sentence
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can tell if you are homophonic, depending on weather or not you hate this sentence
If they elect a black pope, it’s because of Opus DEI
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If they elect a black pope, it’s because of Opus DEI
Fox News: Pope Francis dies only 311 days after meeting with Biden at G7 Summit.
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Fox News: Pope Francis dies only 311 days after meeting with Biden at G7 Summit.
Girl are you the transfer portal because I’m going to enter you
March 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Girl are you the transfer portal because I’m going to enter you
And he was about to be promoted to George Projectmanager
March 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And he was about to be promoted to George Projectmanager
Oh you’re a big Mitch fan? Name 5 of his Albom’s
March 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh you’re a big Mitch fan? Name 5 of his Albom’s
I bet Elon makes laser sounds with his mouth when he’s ejaculating inside a woman
March 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I bet Elon makes laser sounds with his mouth when he’s ejaculating inside a woman
When someone says “research it,” in regards to insane, propagandist conspiracy bullshit, it just means they saw a meme on twitter and can’t find it again to send you because that’s how they get all of their information.
February 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
When someone says “research it,” in regards to insane, propagandist conspiracy bullshit, it just means they saw a meme on twitter and can’t find it again to send you because that’s how they get all of their information.
Next, when they take away the “jump to recipe button,” instead of having to read about some Wisconsin mothers deflowering to a Cuban gardener before the recipe, is when people will take to the street.
February 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Next, when they take away the “jump to recipe button,” instead of having to read about some Wisconsin mothers deflowering to a Cuban gardener before the recipe, is when people will take to the street.
We still parkin’ our big ass trucks in EV charging spots and cutting the cords there or what’s up
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We still parkin’ our big ass trucks in EV charging spots and cutting the cords there or what’s up
You ask them for a link to a credible source and they send you to something like Mommylovestoblog or some shit
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You ask them for a link to a credible source and they send you to something like Mommylovestoblog or some shit
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she quid my pro till I quo
February 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
she quid my pro till I quo
Fires up something like the Bat signal but it summons Rage Against the Machine
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fires up something like the Bat signal but it summons Rage Against the Machine
Stephen Miller has all the charm of a date rapist who can’t actually get a date
January 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Stephen Miller has all the charm of a date rapist who can’t actually get a date