Darcy the Destroyer 🦜✨
@darcythedestroyer.bsky.social
Pisces sun/Sag moon/Leo rising. Aries stellium. Theatre kid. Angry waitress. Practicing witch. Former Jedi. Anti-fascist. Ska fan. Go Padres.
Omg I LOVE it when I wash my apron and then immediately spill syrup on it the next morning 😒 what’s the hardest part about breakfast shifts, you ask? Surely the early hours… NOPE. SYRUP. Syrup EVERYWHERE.
May 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Omg I LOVE it when I wash my apron and then immediately spill syrup on it the next morning 😒 what’s the hardest part about breakfast shifts, you ask? Surely the early hours… NOPE. SYRUP. Syrup EVERYWHERE.
I’m gonna charge my ibuprofen and cbd under the Scorpio Full Moon to help them get rid of all the PAINS IN MY ASS 🙄
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m gonna charge my ibuprofen and cbd under the Scorpio Full Moon to help them get rid of all the PAINS IN MY ASS 🙄
Alec: [says something complainy first thing in the morning]
Me: Are you going to do this the entire time?
Alec: Yes. Are you kidding? Those should have been our wedding vows.
@alecmal.bsky.social
Me: Are you going to do this the entire time?
Alec: Yes. Are you kidding? Those should have been our wedding vows.
@alecmal.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alec: [says something complainy first thing in the morning]
Me: Are you going to do this the entire time?
Alec: Yes. Are you kidding? Those should have been our wedding vows.
@alecmal.bsky.social
Me: Are you going to do this the entire time?
Alec: Yes. Are you kidding? Those should have been our wedding vows.
@alecmal.bsky.social
Hey babes! I’ll be doing free single Tarot card pulls tonight on insta from 6:30pm-8pm PT! Follow Blue Parrot Tarot—ask box for queries will be in my story! 😘
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February 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey babes! I’ll be doing free single Tarot card pulls tonight on insta from 6:30pm-8pm PT! Follow Blue Parrot Tarot—ask box for queries will be in my story! 😘
Big day for assholes. I got Tarot mansplained to me AND I was told I’m going to hell. 😂 baby, I’m already therrre
January 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Big day for assholes. I got Tarot mansplained to me AND I was told I’m going to hell. 😂 baby, I’m already therrre
I, for one, am very pleased at the trend of fishnets hiked high to the waist, above the top of one’s jeans/trousers/skirt/etc. Trying to hide the top of the tights used to stress me out. I embrace the new 🤗
January 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I, for one, am very pleased at the trend of fishnets hiked high to the waist, above the top of one’s jeans/trousers/skirt/etc. Trying to hide the top of the tights used to stress me out. I embrace the new 🤗
People are out there saying things like “sNOwLA” and “sneaux day” I can’t 😆 people are rad
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People are out there saying things like “sNOwLA” and “sneaux day” I can’t 😆 people are rad
My desire to promote my services online via content creation
vs
my desire to unplug from literally everything rn
is really exhausting
vs
my desire to unplug from literally everything rn
is really exhausting
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My desire to promote my services online via content creation
vs
my desire to unplug from literally everything rn
is really exhausting
vs
my desire to unplug from literally everything rn
is really exhausting
@alecmal.bsky.social and I decided that our cats’ full names are Bowie Elizabeth and Hux Alexis
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@alecmal.bsky.social and I decided that our cats’ full names are Bowie Elizabeth and Hux Alexis
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For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Say it. No “prayers for California.” No “Stay safe, Cali fam.” No. Your prayers are for LOS ANGELES. The place you talk shit on. The people you don’t like. It’s okay. Pray for them. But say it with your whole chest. Bless Los Angeles and save it.
January 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Say it. No “prayers for California.” No “Stay safe, Cali fam.” No. Your prayers are for LOS ANGELES. The place you talk shit on. The people you don’t like. It’s okay. Pray for them. But say it with your whole chest. Bless Los Angeles and save it.
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GTL: gym, tarot, laundry.
January 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
GTL: gym, tarot, laundry.
How do people not have trauma attached to places like the doctors office or the mechanic? Don’t tell me you’ve gone in there routinely, without being forced to, and just HAD THE MONEY to take care of whatever was wrong? I look fear in the eye in these places and you tell me you never have???
January 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How do people not have trauma attached to places like the doctors office or the mechanic? Don’t tell me you’ve gone in there routinely, without being forced to, and just HAD THE MONEY to take care of whatever was wrong? I look fear in the eye in these places and you tell me you never have???
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...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
I am too hungover for Christmas shoppers to be haggling with me over $4 crystals
December 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I am too hungover for Christmas shoppers to be haggling with me over $4 crystals
These shirts are an immediate red flag and conjure up all the repulsion Ed Hardy shirts used to, except dudes that wear THIS shit won’t pay for bottle service
December 10, 2024 at 4:20 AM
These shirts are an immediate red flag and conjure up all the repulsion Ed Hardy shirts used to, except dudes that wear THIS shit won’t pay for bottle service
Rams are on fire today 😮💨
December 8, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Rams are on fire today 😮💨
Question my character and that of my friends in text format, I’m going to question your audacity to your face. Get defensive and tell me to “chill out?” Well, that is going to go about as well as you might think. 😇
December 8, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Question my character and that of my friends in text format, I’m going to question your audacity to your face. Get defensive and tell me to “chill out?” Well, that is going to go about as well as you might think. 😇
No Flakey Friends 2025 😤
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
No Flakey Friends 2025 😤
The fact that it’s $182 million… ONE EIGHTY TWO… is not lost on me. 😒
NEWS: Two-time Cy Young winner Blake Snell is signing a five-year, $182 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, sources confirm to The Athletic.
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
The fact that it’s $182 million… ONE EIGHTY TWO… is not lost on me. 😒
One of the first things I did when I joined this app is follow a bunch of cat accounts and until my feed is full of clever quips and hot takes, it will be full of kittens and I love that for me.
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 AM
One of the first things I did when I joined this app is follow a bunch of cat accounts and until my feed is full of clever quips and hot takes, it will be full of kittens and I love that for me.
My first Tarot reading of 2024! A little something to get you through Cap Season 😘
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8qTDwPU/
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January 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My first Tarot reading of 2024! A little something to get you through Cap Season 😘
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8qTDwPU/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8qTDwPU/