Dara Picard (she/her)
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"Agencies should focus on eliminating as many punctuation marks as possible. Think. Do you really need that comma? Or is it a waste of taxpayer’s dollars? Come to think of it just forget about apostrophes. Just put them any’where. Or don't."
A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
TO: Heads of Executive Departments and Agencies FROM: Department of Grammar Efficiency (DOGE) RE: Guidance on grammar The federal Government is eli...
www.mcsweeneys.net
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Agencies should focus on eliminating as many punctuation marks as possible. Think. Do you really need that comma? Or is it a waste of taxpayer’s dollars? Come to think of it just forget about apostrophes. Just put them any’where. Or don't."
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"As the evenning aproacheth, hypsters hath desended upon our towne, drinnking our wyne as unikornes feast upon rayes of the sonne."
Chaucer Tweets the South by Southwest Festival
#SXSW hath begunne. Felawshipe is wrot amongst many fyne hypster pilgrimes. The pathwayes overflowe with dangley baddges. - - -As the evenning apro...
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March 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"As the evenning aproacheth, hypsters hath desended upon our towne, drinnking our wyne as unikornes feast upon rayes of the sonne."
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Picard management tip: Know when to put on a happy face. It's part of adulthood, and essential for command.
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Picard management tip: Know when to put on a happy face. It's part of adulthood, and essential for command.