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Basically
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Basically
New year's resolution: need more swears
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
New year's resolution: need more swears
Thick as pigshit you. Must be why you're one of the only 10 people left in the country that support this shitehouse Continuity Tory government
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thick as pigshit you. Must be why you're one of the only 10 people left in the country that support this shitehouse Continuity Tory government
Tfw you definitely aren't too right wing
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Tfw you definitely aren't too right wing
"You Got What You Wanted"
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"You Got What You Wanted"
Has she ever been correct about a single thing in her life?
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Has she ever been correct about a single thing in her life?
What about the money says the army, having just spent £5bn on an IFV they can't use
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
What about the money says the army, having just spent £5bn on an IFV they can't use
Its funny how libs will always say that ignoring precedent or convention or tone when talking about doing good things is ridiculous, preposterous, pie in the sky, false hope nonsense, but are perfectly happy to have it when its something terrible eh. Liberal Scratched
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Its funny how libs will always say that ignoring precedent or convention or tone when talking about doing good things is ridiculous, preposterous, pie in the sky, false hope nonsense, but are perfectly happy to have it when its something terrible eh. Liberal Scratched
Snatching your milk
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Snatching your milk
This joke except they actually do it instead of it being satirical
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This joke except they actually do it instead of it being satirical
"Downvaluing" sure sounds like a funny euphemism for "demanding too much money"
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Downvaluing" sure sounds like a funny euphemism for "demanding too much money"
"ThE tRuTh MuSt Be In ThE mIdDlE"
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"ThE tRuTh MuSt Be In ThE mIdDlE"
Meanwhile, back in reality:
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Meanwhile, back in reality:
Oh, I see.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh, I see.
And for the British too
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And for the British too
That great 6D chessmaster Starmer at work again
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
That great 6D chessmaster Starmer at work again
Snatching your milk
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Snatching your milk
I love how Militant so totally broke the brains of the Labour right that they're still rent free 40 years later
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I love how Militant so totally broke the brains of the Labour right that they're still rent free 40 years later
I mean i think everyone knows who it is so
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I mean i think everyone knows who it is so
