Dan York
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Dan York
@danyorkmelb.bsky.social
Game dev, very tired boy. Putting the "ass" in "passably attractive". He/him.
28 Days Later from the zombies' perspective:
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wrote something odd and upsetting: www.tamriel-rebuilt.org/asset/sum-se...
[Sum] The Seven Doors of Unmaking | Tamriel Rebuilt
www.tamriel-rebuilt.org
January 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If you scan the QR code a gun comes out and shoots you in the head
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Me getting in the shower just now:
🎵 Splash around
Splash around
Get wet, get wet
And then drown 🎵
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I did not punch this goat.
November 2, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Literally never been happier
November 2, 2024 at 10:48 AM
WhatsApp was really like "hit 'em with the airstrike emoji!"
November 1, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I'm hearing people want to see more of the cat 🐈
October 31, 2024 at 1:07 PM
The original Deus Ex is famous for having numerous real world occurrences that mirror its futuristic setting. For example, the Israeli character is a murderous psychopath who excuses her atrocities with the label of "counter-terrorism".

Also it predicted 9/11 or something.
October 25, 2024 at 10:45 AM
The powers that be have ruled that my butt has no artistic merit 🥺
October 24, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Haven't posted anything here in ages so why not my tired butt.
October 24, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I made a friend who's as sleepy and dramatic as me.
November 27, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Followers of Slaanesh love to say "beguiling".
November 20, 2023 at 6:10 AM
October 23, 2023 at 10:00 AM
This cat has a depraved appetite. He eats hair ties.
September 29, 2023 at 5:26 AM
September 29, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Cockatoos are, apparently, complete assholes.
September 20, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Darrell Lea playing coy with their greenwashing strategy.
September 14, 2023 at 10:04 AM
I think it's high time I posted nip on main.
September 12, 2023 at 12:29 PM
This came to me in a dream.

Actually my fiancee said it to me out of nowhere in a motel room, which also feels very Lynchian.
September 9, 2023 at 11:31 AM
I just wanted to veg out with a new RPG. Instead I'm on Day 4 of Intensive Computer Repair and am gearing up to clone my boot drive (sadly not a euphemism).
September 8, 2023 at 1:47 AM
The first time I went overseas by myself, I called my parents across the world from a Turkish pottery workshop, raving about how amazing pottery was. They became extremely concerned and asked what substances I'd taken, but in fact I was just enamoured with pottery in that moment.
September 6, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Moist Lenin
August 31, 2023 at 7:20 AM
A Few Moist Men.
Francis Ford Coppola’s The Moist Father
August 31, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Reskeet with a banger pic of you
August 28, 2023 at 10:48 AM