Dan York
@danyorkmelb.bsky.social
Game dev, very tired boy. Putting the "ass" in "passably attractive". He/him.
28 Days Later from the zombies' perspective:
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
28 Days Later from the zombies' perspective:
If you scan the QR code a gun comes out and shoots you in the head
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
If you scan the QR code a gun comes out and shoots you in the head
I did not punch this goat.
November 2, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I did not punch this goat.
Literally never been happier
November 2, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Literally never been happier
WhatsApp was really like "hit 'em with the airstrike emoji!"
November 1, 2024 at 12:55 AM
WhatsApp was really like "hit 'em with the airstrike emoji!"
I'm hearing people want to see more of the cat 🐈
October 31, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I'm hearing people want to see more of the cat 🐈
The powers that be have ruled that my butt has no artistic merit 🥺
October 24, 2024 at 9:19 AM
The powers that be have ruled that my butt has no artistic merit 🥺
Haven't posted anything here in ages so why not my tired butt.
October 24, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Haven't posted anything here in ages so why not my tired butt.
I made a friend who's as sleepy and dramatic as me.
November 27, 2023 at 5:02 PM
I made a friend who's as sleepy and dramatic as me.
This cat has a depraved appetite. He eats hair ties.
September 29, 2023 at 5:26 AM
This cat has a depraved appetite. He eats hair ties.
Cockatoos are, apparently, complete assholes.
September 20, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Cockatoos are, apparently, complete assholes.
Darrell Lea playing coy with their greenwashing strategy.
![Some copy on a bag of chocolate bullets that reads "We believe in making it better for the environment and communities. That's why we're [blank] and use [blank]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6bgka7wrqi7qczy442w2cvm7/bafkreifpx5l53sdp7gwdx56y5f37iaicajps4mmydclucudr4c3rhg2muy@jpeg)
September 14, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Darrell Lea playing coy with their greenwashing strategy.
I think it's high time I posted nip on main.
September 12, 2023 at 12:29 PM
I think it's high time I posted nip on main.
This came to me in a dream.
Actually my fiancee said it to me out of nowhere in a motel room, which also feels very Lynchian.
Actually my fiancee said it to me out of nowhere in a motel room, which also feels very Lynchian.
September 9, 2023 at 11:31 AM
This came to me in a dream.
Actually my fiancee said it to me out of nowhere in a motel room, which also feels very Lynchian.
Actually my fiancee said it to me out of nowhere in a motel room, which also feels very Lynchian.
I just wanted to veg out with a new RPG. Instead I'm on Day 4 of Intensive Computer Repair and am gearing up to clone my boot drive (sadly not a euphemism).
September 8, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I just wanted to veg out with a new RPG. Instead I'm on Day 4 of Intensive Computer Repair and am gearing up to clone my boot drive (sadly not a euphemism).
Me hearing it's time to get midweek drank:
September 5, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Me hearing it's time to get midweek drank:
Kill the fucking Buddha, Linji
September 1, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Kill the fucking Buddha, Linji
Reskeet with a banger pic of you
August 28, 2023 at 10:48 AM
Reskeet with a banger pic of you
Trivia deployed and damn did we look fabulous.
August 28, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Trivia deployed and damn did we look fabulous.
Hosting a sexy-ass trivia night on Saturday and this is my second costume change
August 24, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Hosting a sexy-ass trivia night on Saturday and this is my second costume change
I fkn did it, no casualties.
August 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I fkn did it, no casualties.
How did it come to this?
August 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
How did it come to this?