Also sprach die zwiebel dame

Life comes at you fast

I'm glad to see you've calmed down about people posting photos on social media without bothering to straighten the horizon

Colleagues. The egret is kinda like a cleaner on a zero-hours contract, it'll jump ship in an instant if a better opportunity arises.

The cow is like a CEO, barely even acknowledging the cleaner, and just trying to figure out where its mug has disappeared to

My burrito has been compromised. Activate napkins 😔

Wait... they've told you?

Cadeau > Present

That practically makes it a habit! I can't take the piss out of this, it's too adorable. Shine on, Alix.

Oh no, that's much worse. Hope you're holding up okay, even if it was years ago

Yeah or Mexico City or Beijing. I could go on but you get the picture.

They're unlikely to be in Tooting or Romford is what I'm saying

You might spot them in a public place if you're downtown in a big city in the world somewhere. But that's not for me

Can't get enough of the talented buggers m8. We're truly in a golden age of robotic dancing