DanyNapalm
@danynapalm.bsky.social
Grown up punk kid who would describe themselves as a queer Bill Munroe, but is not nearly good enough at mandolin to do so.
Bazooka gum somehow has the money for celebrities to be added to their comics but doesn’t have the money to put more than a minute’s worth of flavor in their gum
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bazooka gum somehow has the money for celebrities to be added to their comics but doesn’t have the money to put more than a minute’s worth of flavor in their gum
Look I’m not saying that Danny Elfman is a time traveling Saint-Saëns in disguise, but it is suspicious he has never gone on record denying it.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Look I’m not saying that Danny Elfman is a time traveling Saint-Saëns in disguise, but it is suspicious he has never gone on record denying it.
Where have all the mall goths gone?
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Where have all the mall goths gone?
Getting real in to leatherworking/call that going awl in
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Getting real in to leatherworking/call that going awl in
Love how Cincinnati demonstrates the duality of cities just by driving through it. Come up from the south and you see this sparkling skyline nestled between the hills and then you drive down from the north side and it’s just a bunch of abandoned warehouses
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Love how Cincinnati demonstrates the duality of cities just by driving through it. Come up from the south and you see this sparkling skyline nestled between the hills and then you drive down from the north side and it’s just a bunch of abandoned warehouses
Do churches pay insurance for acts of god?
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Do churches pay insurance for acts of god?
If my family doesn’t stop gifting me oversized tops I’m gonna restart my anorexia era
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If my family doesn’t stop gifting me oversized tops I’m gonna restart my anorexia era
Bill Maher is weirdly positive about Trump for someone who regularly mentions being a democrat
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bill Maher is weirdly positive about Trump for someone who regularly mentions being a democrat
Kentucky doesn’t get enough credit for having surprisingly good obscure sodas.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kentucky doesn’t get enough credit for having surprisingly good obscure sodas.
Damn the music at the Zanesville Ohio rest area sure slaps
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Damn the music at the Zanesville Ohio rest area sure slaps
Hey girl, did you ever work with Tom Petty? Cause you look like a heartbreaker
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey girl, did you ever work with Tom Petty? Cause you look like a heartbreaker
Thinking about puzzle pirates and how you had to either grind hard or pay cash to wear black.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking about puzzle pirates and how you had to either grind hard or pay cash to wear black.
God I love juice. Fancy juice, bottled juice, home squeezed juice, all of them are good.
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
God I love juice. Fancy juice, bottled juice, home squeezed juice, all of them are good.
I do not understand gâcha games. The internet has no shortage of sexualized anime characters you can look at for free, why are you playing virtual slots for them?
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I do not understand gâcha games. The internet has no shortage of sexualized anime characters you can look at for free, why are you playing virtual slots for them?
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I really hope that rolly polly little bat-faced girl is doing ok.
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I really hope that rolly polly little bat-faced girl is doing ok.
Love when you can play video games within your video games. Feels like my character is just like me fr fr
games.like
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Love when you can play video games within your video games. Feels like my character is just like me fr fr
Man shout out to David Byrne for making the most consistently quotable song. At any moment when asked how I’m doing I can accurately tell people “I’m breathing in, I’m breathing ou-out”
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Man shout out to David Byrne for making the most consistently quotable song. At any moment when asked how I’m doing I can accurately tell people “I’m breathing in, I’m breathing ou-out”
Not sure if I included enough facts about the whaling industry in my novel about the dangers of obsession embodied by a whale.
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not sure if I included enough facts about the whaling industry in my novel about the dangers of obsession embodied by a whale.
Saw a guy send a letter to a whale,
Call me Fishmael
Call me Fishmael
October 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Saw a guy send a letter to a whale,
Call me Fishmael
Call me Fishmael
Semisonic isn’t the greatest band, but they’re strangely fine for sure
October 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Semisonic isn’t the greatest band, but they’re strangely fine for sure
Do yall think work would be mad at me for calling out. I had a bad dream and now I’m just not feeling it today
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Do yall think work would be mad at me for calling out. I had a bad dream and now I’m just not feeling it today
Listened to Penpals again so now I’m both spooked and upset at the state of society
October 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Listened to Penpals again so now I’m both spooked and upset at the state of society
My shoulder ache has been so constant that I’ve started actually hydrating. It’s over
October 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My shoulder ache has been so constant that I’ve started actually hydrating. It’s over
I am not someone who responds to the television, but when the WGU ad started with “you use AI all the time at your job” I had the visceral need to verbally deny it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am not someone who responds to the television, but when the WGU ad started with “you use AI all the time at your job” I had the visceral need to verbally deny it.
With their high DEX and relatively low STR, sport bikes are truly the rogues of vehicles. (That’s why one of the mainstays is called a Ninja)
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
With their high DEX and relatively low STR, sport bikes are truly the rogues of vehicles. (That’s why one of the mainstays is called a Ninja)