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Dan Wootton
@danwootton.bsky.social
NOT Martin Branning. (Parody)
I'll have some of whatever Crafty's smoking! 😂
February 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Meghan was replaced with a simulant years ago.
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ten goose steps! 😂
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
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January 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Any chance you could text me his number, Nige?

I have a little assignment he might be interested in...
January 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
January 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You know there's been more than three Presidents, right?
December 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
You're thinking about it the wrong way around, boy...
December 28, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Did he just? 😲
December 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Shit, no way! 😭

Bloody EVs.
December 17, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Who?
December 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
We are! 😂
December 11, 2024 at 9:34 AM
My name is Penis Balls!
December 8, 2024 at 10:24 AM