Dan Wootton
@danwootton.bsky.social
NOT Martin Branning. (Parody)
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For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct.
Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.
Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.
Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct.
Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.
Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.
Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
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It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing?
The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.
The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.
February 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing?
The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.
The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.
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Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay.
The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
January 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay.
The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
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@nigelfarage.bsky.social Are you going to start a riot about his sentence?
January 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@nigelfarage.bsky.social Are you going to start a riot about his sentence?
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Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa.
They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown
The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa.
They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College...
Fun times!
Fun times!
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College...
Fun times!
Fun times!
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Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺
December 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺
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Immigrants are the backbone of America.
They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.
They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.
December 29, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Immigrants are the backbone of America.
They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.
They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.
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December 29, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit!
Is there any space left in the piggy bank?
bsky.app/profile/the-...
Is there any space left in the piggy bank?
bsky.app/profile/the-...
Revealed: Brexit has reduced UK exports by £27bn, new report claims
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Revealed: Brexit has reduced UK exports by £27bn, new report claims
A report by the Centre for Economic Performance (CEP) has revealed that small businesses have been worst hit by a £27bn drop in exports caused by Brexit
www.independent.co.uk
December 28, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit!
Is there any space left in the piggy bank?
bsky.app/profile/the-...
Is there any space left in the piggy bank?
bsky.app/profile/the-...
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December 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄
The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices.
Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices.
Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
Igor Kirillov: Russian general in charge of nuclear protection forces killed in Moscow explosion
Lt Gen Igor Kirillov was charged yesterday in Ukraine for the use of chemical weapons, and was sanctioned by the UK in October.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 17, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄
The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices.
Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices.
Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
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🔆 NEW MERCH DROP! 🔆
Fancy seeing my gob, grinning up from your growler?
Enjoy a pint with the lads in Chucky Arlah's...
HURRY NOW - STRICTLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY
WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE!
(Please allow 28 days after ordering for your merch to be printed.)
Fancy seeing my gob, grinning up from your growler?
Enjoy a pint with the lads in Chucky Arlah's...
HURRY NOW - STRICTLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY
WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE!
(Please allow 28 days after ordering for your merch to be printed.)
December 8, 2024 at 10:15 AM
🔆 NEW MERCH DROP! 🔆
Fancy seeing my gob, grinning up from your growler?
Enjoy a pint with the lads in Chucky Arlah's...
HURRY NOW - STRICTLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY
WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE!
(Please allow 28 days after ordering for your merch to be printed.)
Fancy seeing my gob, grinning up from your growler?
Enjoy a pint with the lads in Chucky Arlah's...
HURRY NOW - STRICTLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY
WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE!
(Please allow 28 days after ordering for your merch to be printed.)
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Pronouns: Apache Attack Helicopter
Height: 6'2⅞"
Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print
Zodiac: Pises
Smoke: Superkings
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 1
Fave drink: Milkshake
Height: 6'2⅞"
Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print
Zodiac: Pises
Smoke: Superkings
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 1
Fave drink: Milkshake
December 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Pronouns: Apache Attack Helicopter
Height: 6'2⅞"
Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print
Zodiac: Pises
Smoke: Superkings
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 1
Fave drink: Milkshake
Height: 6'2⅞"
Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print
Zodiac: Pises
Smoke: Superkings
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 1
Fave drink: Milkshake
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If I understand correctly, another way of saying this is that 76% of people in the UK are rich.
Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!
Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!
16 MILLION PEOPLE NOW LIVING IN POVERTY IN THE UK - a staggering 24% of the UK population. This should be front page news
NO ONE EXPECTS TO NEED A FOOD BANK, ESPECIALLY AT CHRISTMAS
But with 16 million people now living in poverty in the UK - a staggering 24% of the UK population @trusselluk.bsky.social urgently need our help to provide emergency food, support & hope to people this winter youtu.be/_4hqVhTzVcw?...
But with 16 million people now living in poverty in the UK - a staggering 24% of the UK population @trusselluk.bsky.social urgently need our help to provide emergency food, support & hope to people this winter youtu.be/_4hqVhTzVcw?...
December 4, 2024 at 9:46 AM
If I understand correctly, another way of saying this is that 76% of people in the UK are rich.
Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!
Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!
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I fail to see the issue here. Why the hell do we insist on importing all these foreign Christmas traditions anyway?
The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!
The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!
December 3, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I fail to see the issue here. Why the hell do we insist on importing all these foreign Christmas traditions anyway?
The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!
The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!
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December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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🇬🇧 24 HOURS TO SAVE BRITAIN 🇬🇧
Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office.
BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
www.justgiving.com/donatetonige
Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office.
BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
www.justgiving.com/donatetonige
November 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
🇬🇧 24 HOURS TO SAVE BRITAIN 🇬🇧
Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office.
BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
www.justgiving.com/donatetonige
Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office.
BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
www.justgiving.com/donatetonige
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⚠️ CITIZENS OF CLAPTON ⚠️
The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me.
My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️
[Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]
The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me.
My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️
[Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]
November 23, 2024 at 11:34 AM
⚠️ CITIZENS OF CLAPTON ⚠️
The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me.
My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️
[Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]
The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me.
My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️
[Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]
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That's it! The woke have gone too far this time...
How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it!
It's a Christmas WAR!
How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it!
It's a Christmas WAR!
December 25, 2023 at 10:16 AM
That's it! The woke have gone too far this time...
How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it!
It's a Christmas WAR!
How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it!
It's a Christmas WAR!
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See? How can I be a "racist"? Or doesn't that fit their narrative?
December 15, 2023 at 8:59 AM
See? How can I be a "racist"? Or doesn't that fit their narrative?
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I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem.
Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth.
Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses.
Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!
Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth.
Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses.
Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!
December 14, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem.
Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth.
Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses.
Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!
Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth.
Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses.
Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!
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