Idiot Poet
@danthekid.bsky.social
Some thoughts funny, some beautiful, all dumb.
Give a moose a muffin [imperative]
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Give a moose a muffin [imperative]
The silver lining is we are that much closer to electing an actual dog
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The silver lining is we are that much closer to electing an actual dog
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Big week for construction paper
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Big week for construction paper
Thanksgiving isn’t a holiday it’s a competi e game against your relatives where you all have different objectives that contradict each other
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thanksgiving isn’t a holiday it’s a competi e game against your relatives where you all have different objectives that contradict each other
*drinks a strange beer*
“Mmm that’s exactly what I wished soap tasted like”
“Mmm that’s exactly what I wished soap tasted like”
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
*drinks a strange beer*
“Mmm that’s exactly what I wished soap tasted like”
“Mmm that’s exactly what I wished soap tasted like”
“I’m just in a European state of mind” I say, day drinking and buying Russian oil
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“I’m just in a European state of mind” I say, day drinking and buying Russian oil
Drinking doctor pepper : a cry for help
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Drinking doctor pepper : a cry for help
Caught btw not wanting to think of anything and wanting to know it all, but being forced to take solace in this being a classic conundrum
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Caught btw not wanting to think of anything and wanting to know it all, but being forced to take solace in this being a classic conundrum
Although I think it’s a net good, it’s weird you have to do the math on a receipt when you tip…like the pos is already doing the addition
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Although I think it’s a net good, it’s weird you have to do the math on a receipt when you tip…like the pos is already doing the addition
Picture this a bar that leaves all the holidays’ decorations simultaneously.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Picture this a bar that leaves all the holidays’ decorations simultaneously.
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you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
Destination funeral just doesn’t sound like the correct term…
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Destination funeral just doesn’t sound like the correct term…
Today is the only day I see the morning
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today is the only day I see the morning
John Candy was born on Halloween… seems a little on the nose
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
John Candy was born on Halloween… seems a little on the nose
The coach of the Oklahoma volleyball team looks like Mac Demarco - in case you needed something pointless to speculate on
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The coach of the Oklahoma volleyball team looks like Mac Demarco - in case you needed something pointless to speculate on
Spaghetti sauce all over my gym clothes so everyone knows I’m not skipping carbs
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Spaghetti sauce all over my gym clothes so everyone knows I’m not skipping carbs
The bots that follow me showed great taste up top, but then sadly it tapered off once I continued posting…
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The bots that follow me showed great taste up top, but then sadly it tapered off once I continued posting…
The thing about playing dungeons and dragons nowadays that is somewhat irksome is that there are very much both dragons and dungeons that need vanquishing by a group of righteous heroes
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The thing about playing dungeons and dragons nowadays that is somewhat irksome is that there are very much both dragons and dungeons that need vanquishing by a group of righteous heroes
It’s cyber security awareness month, but be warned after hackers shed the extra layer they grew to stay warm while hibernating they will be faster and hungrier than ever.
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s cyber security awareness month, but be warned after hackers shed the extra layer they grew to stay warm while hibernating they will be faster and hungrier than ever.
Sorry to all the couples that got engaged during the loss of Amazon cloud services
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry to all the couples that got engaged during the loss of Amazon cloud services
Easy pivot to Colombo Day, a day where we watch Colombo
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Easy pivot to Colombo Day, a day where we watch Colombo
Thank god no one likes my posts here otherwise I would be tempted to “do” comedy
September 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Thank god no one likes my posts here otherwise I would be tempted to “do” comedy
If you didn’t get raptured ten different times, bring your punch card and you get a free beer.
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you didn’t get raptured ten different times, bring your punch card and you get a free beer.
*Walking into work cover in a translucent slime *
Coworker: what happened to you?!
Me: you should see the other guy
Coworker: what happened to you?!
Me: you should see the other guy
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
*Walking into work cover in a translucent slime *
Coworker: what happened to you?!
Me: you should see the other guy
Coworker: what happened to you?!
Me: you should see the other guy