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Dan Riffle
@danriffle.bsky.social
Past: prosecutor, policy. Current: @OneHitters utility man. Dad (x2)
At the location of the stalled one-block protected bike lane on 14th and Florida.
@mark-sussman.bsky.social @maustermuhle.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Anyway, they’re getting what they actually paid for:
April 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me in a car on 395: God this sucks. Worst part of my day.

Me on an ebike: how lucky am I? My commute is the best part of my day!
April 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
March 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The best part about beating the pub trivia champs from 9 other DC-area bars and winning the 2024 Supercup was seeing our enemies driven before us and hearing the lamentations of their women.
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My kid fell on this this morning. My kingdom for competent code enforcement.
January 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Spa day.
January 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This here is the root of the issue with the clock management. Once Chase converts that first down at the 5, just kneel it! Why hand it off and risk a fumble, penalty, or this? You're already planning to kick, and right now it's a 22 yard field goal. Is reducing that to 18 yards worth any risk?
December 30, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Took the kids to puppet theatre this morning. Very French, very existential, very funny. Easily the best and most adult-friendly show I’ve ever taken them to. Can’t recommend it enough. www.alexandolmsted.com/happy-birthd...
December 14, 2024 at 6:10 PM
‘‘Twas a gorgeous sunset over NoMa tonight.
December 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Maryland driver rolled through a stop sign with a crossing guard in the intersection, then sped off at 40mph or so. Over $4000 in outstanding tickets.
Sharing a road with these people is like sharing an airplane with a guy waving a gun around.
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
First school poster board project. I mostly managed to resist the temptation to commandeer the work. Plus she got her DC Library card yesterday researching it.
November 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Saw Sturgill Simpson at the Anthem last night. 3 hours and 15 minutes straight. Other than introducing the band, basically the only thing he said to the crowd was “hello” and “thank you.” I felt like I needed a cigarette at the end.
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM