Dan Poxton
danpoxton.bsky.social
Dan Poxton
@danpoxton.bsky.social
Lapsed northener exiled to Norfolk. A recovering misanthrope of little renown. Coder, gamer, meditator. Woke as you like.

Owner of *several* hats.
Storm did this. Did customer support at my phone & broadband provider still make me reboot my router? You better your ass they did.
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Massive Hampton derby game tonight.

Both sides of Hampton will rocking to this nil nil thriller.
August 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A couple of pics of the Damien Hirst sculpture in Ilfracombe harbour.
August 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"I just wing it". Consulting a calendar is also an option.

Better than "I reckon it's Febtember".
July 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Relaxing couple of days on the north Norfolk coast. Spent the morning rockpooling and fossil hunting at West Runton, then afternoon tea in Cromer.
July 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Perfect.
May 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Oops, forgot to attach the image.
April 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Amazing. Tesla Q1 results show 71% fall in net income.

Market thinks this is great and Tesla stock actually goes up.

The robo taxis are coming soon yeah?

Meme stock.
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Bongino here just like Hegseth doing PT with marines.

Neither have a clue what it takes to run their agencies. They've no experience of leadership at that level.

Instead they train with the rank and file. They want to appear manly, not grapple with the complexities of their roles.
April 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Prediction: at some point today or tomorrow the tariff exemptions will be again confirmed to be real. The exemptions and / or original tariffs will be modified again next week.

Stupid old man pulling random levers on a machine he doesn't understand.
April 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
April 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don't use LLM-based chatbots as your customer support.
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Where are US bond yields? Creeping up to where they were yesterday.

Nothing has changed, confidence in the US financial system is still evaporating.
April 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump and his coterie of sycophants bragging about record stock gains yesterday.

The gains are virtually gone the next day.
April 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chaos.
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
US asking the very stupid question "What if we just went cold turkey on buying stuff from China?"

You're about to find out.
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Yep, just move your factory here and we'll hook it up with electricity the same day! Or same week very latest. It's just the electricity thing that's stopping you right? You'll move your factory tomorrow? I'm kinda counting on you doing this really soon. I've got all the electricians waiting."
April 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yup.
April 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sigh. What just happened? Something unfathomably stupid I imagine.
April 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Imagine a timeline where the Presidents most capable advisors and cabinet members meet in private to agree on effective policy rather than hurting slurs across social media.
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There is a non-zero chance that the reason this "Gaza Strip Real Estate" brain rot has set in for Trump is that "Gaza Strip" makes him think of the "Las Vegas Strip".

A "strip" is a highly lucrative real commercial zone in his mind, so if Gaza has one (even if currently in ruins), he wants it.
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tariffs don't bring back domestic production when sourcing from the next cheapest exporter is always cheaper than paying domestic workers.
April 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
He's a lunatic.
April 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The crazy spike above opening value at 10am was caused by the rumour that Trump was going to do a 90 day pause in tariffs which the Whitehouse then denied as "fake news".

So. Dumb.
April 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
April 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM