Dan Persons
@danpersons.bsky.social
Film journalist and critic; regular contributor to WBAI's *Hour of the Wolf* and reactormag.com; instigator, developer, and sole practitioner of the SpaceBrains3D 2D-to-3D conversion system. And then, after lunch...
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
Oh just stop, will you?
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh just stop, will you?
I like you, George, but you got bamboozled by Google AI, Below is *also* from Google AI. The misspelling of "threw" in the alleged, "actual" Cherryh quote was the tip.
This may well be from Cherryh, but the only citations I could find were from posts on Threads.
This may well be from Cherryh, but the only citations I could find were from posts on Threads.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I like you, George, but you got bamboozled by Google AI, Below is *also* from Google AI. The misspelling of "threw" in the alleged, "actual" Cherryh quote was the tip.
This may well be from Cherryh, but the only citations I could find were from posts on Threads.
This may well be from Cherryh, but the only citations I could find were from posts on Threads.
My what now?
I appreciate the offer, but can you just give me twenty-five copies of my choral arrangement of *Creep?*
I appreciate the offer, but can you just give me twenty-five copies of my choral arrangement of *Creep?*
August 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My what now?
I appreciate the offer, but can you just give me twenty-five copies of my choral arrangement of *Creep?*
I appreciate the offer, but can you just give me twenty-five copies of my choral arrangement of *Creep?*
Trump initialing NDA forms for the next group of Mar-a-Lago masseuses.
August 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump initialing NDA forms for the next group of Mar-a-Lago masseuses.
Took a while for the little lady to get to her point.
It's "sweet dreamS," dear.
It's "sweet dreamS," dear.
August 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Took a while for the little lady to get to her point.
It's "sweet dreamS," dear.
It's "sweet dreamS," dear.
Can't say for sure, but it does appear the 'bots have invaded Bluesky.
August 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Can't say for sure, but it does appear the 'bots have invaded Bluesky.
There you go again, NYTimes, raising false hopes.
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There you go again, NYTimes, raising false hopes.
Yes, yes, dear, that's what "overrated" means.
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yes, yes, dear, that's what "overrated" means.
Is it too much to hope that people are looking at the 25th amendment?
June 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is it too much to hope that people are looking at the 25th amendment?
He has a doctorate in getting fired from Footlocker on your first day.
June 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He has a doctorate in getting fired from Footlocker on your first day.
Why is George Lucas selling dresses?
May 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Why is George Lucas selling dresses?
Are you tense, nervous, have trouble falling asleep at night? Ask your doctor if Scwewy Wabbit is right for you.
May 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Are you tense, nervous, have trouble falling asleep at night? Ask your doctor if Scwewy Wabbit is right for you.
I suspect evil alien scientists analyzed every addictive substance on Earth, and this is what they came up with.
May 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I suspect evil alien scientists analyzed every addictive substance on Earth, and this is what they came up with.
Philadelphia City Hall
May 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Philadelphia City Hall
Philadelphia City Hall
May 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Philadelphia City Hall
Philadelphia City Hall
May 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Philadelphia City Hall
HERE IN FORCE. The speaker is back there... somewhere.
April 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
HERE IN FORCE. The speaker is back there... somewhere.
This time, we *are* at Independence Hall.
April 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This time, we *are* at Independence Hall.
This land was made for you and me.
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This land was made for you and me.