Dan Persons
@danpersons.bsky.social
Film journalist and critic; regular contributor to WBAI's *Hour of the Wolf* and reactormag.com; instigator, developer, and sole practitioner of the SpaceBrains3D 2D-to-3D conversion system. And then, after lunch...
And we have a winnah.
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And we have a winnah.
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Today's winner.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Today's winner.
"That's Bradley. B-r-a-d-l-e-y, to whom arrest warrants can be served at..."
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"That's Bradley. B-r-a-d-l-e-y, to whom arrest warrants can be served at..."
Pete Hegseth: The man who raises the question, "Can you have served and still be accused of stolen valor?"
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pete Hegseth: The man who raises the question, "Can you have served and still be accused of stolen valor?"
Those legal scholars: Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormack.
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Those legal scholars: Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormack.
When Trump expressed a desire to take America back to the past, I don't think "60's protest" is what he had in mind.
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"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When Trump expressed a desire to take America back to the past, I don't think "60's protest" is what he had in mind.
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They want information.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Information.
INFORMATION.
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They want information.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest indication that Hollywood has yet to identify a fad that will have fizzled out by the time a feature film hits the screens.
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
Labubus Could Hit The Big Screen—Sony Strikes Deal To Develop Film Based On Popular Toy
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
www.forbes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest indication that Hollywood has yet to identify a fad that will have fizzled out by the time a feature film hits the screens.
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100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
Alexa+ is like those overly chatty computer assistants in dystopic satires that are meant to illustrate how soul-crushingly banal the future will be.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Alexa+ is like those overly chatty computer assistants in dystopic satires that are meant to illustrate how soul-crushingly banal the future will be.
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
Staten Island is the Philadelphia of New York.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Staten Island is the Philadelphia of New York.
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
*Bohemian Rhapsody* is fifty years old.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
*Bohemian Rhapsody* is fifty years old.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
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A few questions:
1) Who's the producer?
2) How long have they been with CBS News?
3) What are their previous credits?
4) Were any preconditions imposed?
5) Did you agree to them?
6) Will the President be fact-checked?
7) Will the uncut footage be made available?
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
1) Who's the producer?
2) How long have they been with CBS News?
3) What are their previous credits?
4) Were any preconditions imposed?
5) Did you agree to them?
6) Will the President be fact-checked?
7) Will the uncut footage be made available?
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Donald Trump Returns to ’60 Minutes’ for First Interview After Suing CBS News
President Trump will appear for an interview on '60 Minutes' — his first since suing CBS News and since Bari Weiss joined the network.
variety.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A few questions:
1) Who's the producer?
2) How long have they been with CBS News?
3) What are their previous credits?
4) Were any preconditions imposed?
5) Did you agree to them?
6) Will the President be fact-checked?
7) Will the uncut footage be made available?
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
1) Who's the producer?
2) How long have they been with CBS News?
3) What are their previous credits?
4) Were any preconditions imposed?
5) Did you agree to them?
6) Will the President be fact-checked?
7) Will the uncut footage be made available?
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
In unrelated and absolutely not a distraction news: Kash Patel has announced the FBI raided a "terrorist" cell that was planning attacks on Halloween.
No further details provided, but I'm sure they'll be rock-solid.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
No further details provided, but I'm sure they'll be rock-solid.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
Kash Patel flew in $60million FBI jet to attend his girlfriend’s performance? Outrage grows over Trump aide’s alleged misuse
FBI Director Kash Patel is reportedly facing new controversy for allegedly using a government jet worth $60 million to attend his girlfriend's wrestling performance in Pennsylvania. Critics question ...
economictimes.indiatimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In unrelated and absolutely not a distraction news: Kash Patel has announced the FBI raided a "terrorist" cell that was planning attacks on Halloween.
No further details provided, but I'm sure they'll be rock-solid.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
No further details provided, but I'm sure they'll be rock-solid.
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...
One thing we all can count on moving forward is that every now and then we shall receive settlement funds from an internet company that has somehow screwed us over.
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One thing we all can count on moving forward is that every now and then we shall receive settlement funds from an internet company that has somehow screwed us over.
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do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky
As far as signature condiments go, Arby's Sauce is pretty damn wan.
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
As far as signature condiments go, Arby's Sauce is pretty damn wan.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.