So yeah “food delivery conservative”. A newly discovered kind of white, sheltered guy resentment.

Something to mad about when you’ve never had a real problem in your life.

In his mind, the NEW FANGLED DELIVERY APPS DRIVERS are an insult to honest, proper pizza guys from back in the day.

I will say in his defense, nobody makes pornos about uber eats guys. They used to make a TONNE about pizza guys.

But I was wondering what the fuck his problem was, and it dawned on me: he was probably a pizza delivery guy back in the day, when that job like, took a LITTLE bit of skill in terms of knowing the streets in the area and handling cash.

Most customers don’t want to interact with uber drivers, we’re like that unclean caste in India.

Then without saying anything beforehand is like “you make sure the customer gets this ok?! I’ve heard of *you people* just leaving it at the door, we DONT do that around here”.

Now, most deliveries you leave at the door, because the customer literally tells you to in the instruction.

So I get an order at a really old Pizza Hut, when I go in the guy behind the counter is this late 50s guy who looks mad as hell to see me.

He begrudgingly gets me my order, scowling the whole time.