Harsh economic reality DESTROYS media company with FACTS and LOGIC!!!!!

The gay porn parody of 300 is a rare case of the porn version being more historically accurate than the source material.

Rubbish day at work, decided to check out a bar in Kingston I saw online.
Walked up to the window, thought “there’s too many people in love in this bar” and went somewhere else.

Been thinking about the microplastics in my balls.
Do I have enough down there to make a Lego man?
If I somehow did that, that’s as close to fatherhood as I’ll ever get.

Yesterday, I discovered a new kind of conservative guy: food delivery conservative.

Let me explain.

Me and idiyota

I remember at the beginning of Covid there was a “end of handshakes” discourse.

I was mortified. As a white guy, I wouldn’t know what to do after sex. Saying “good hustle” without a handshake would just feel disingenuous.

*darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, ANIME TIDDIES!*

Im a white college graduate who’s delivering uber eats.

I’m a living signpost that there’s about to be a recession.

My life is in shambles right now, so I’m going to the gym a lot to feel in control.
I look good on the outside, but am a shattered barely human mess on the inside.
I call this “Mel Gibson mode”