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Danny Palmer
@dannypalmer.bsky.social
Cybersecurity journalist and technology writer. Welsh. SE London. AuDHD.

Also likely to post about games, rugby, F1, wrestling, history & the cat.

I have a Simpsons reference for every occasion.
it's a game very much based on early 00s teen/high school comedies and It looks so dumb. (So, 10/10, clearly.)

www.gamespot.com/articles/thi...
This New PC Game Lets Players Live Out Their Teen Comedy Dreams
American Pie and other early 2000s teen comedies inspired the upcoming game Agefield High: Rock the School.
www.gamespot.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What do you mean Fallout: New Vegas came out 15 years ago? etc 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I, a journalist/writer type, get social media ads suggesting I apply to join the intelligence services on an alarmingly regular basis.

But anyone who has met me would likely agree that I'm too hapless and weird to be a spy. (Or AM I?👀)
Tbh It would be really embarrassing to have a whole infamous spy agency and then be defeated in military operations by a reporter. Zero offense or Bellingcat.
Russian state media are today alleging that a Bellingcat reporter was involved in an attempt to hijack a Russian fighter plane.

We would like to make clear that Bellingcat had absolutely no involvement in the alleged activities and the accusations towards us are entirely false.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I have another Reddit AMA scheduled! Tell your youts! www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCare...
Reddit - The heart of the internet
www.reddit.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Clearly the answer as it always is for these sorts of things is that Bond should regenerate into David Tennant.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Old colour footage of the Dinos is quite rare, and also an important asset.

This film was made during one of the “Iguanodons look they have goggly eyes due to excessive white paint” periods..
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"There were no boos at the final whistle, no howls of anger. Just the muted tones of apathy."

This is kind of brutal. 🥲

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
Wales rugby: Apathy reigns as record Argentina loss deepens crisis
Wales continue their struggles with a record loss to Argentina - but the perilous state of Welsh rugby means fans only feel apathy.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"We boosted the anti-mass spectrometer 105%. Bit of a
gamble, but we need the extra resolution..."
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"The campaign’s particular focus is men under 45, who are apparently the most likely victims of this kind of fraud."

www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/nca-cam...
New NCA Campaign Warns Men Off Crypto Investment Scams
The UK’s National Crime Agency is warning men under 45 that crypto dreams can soon become a scam nightmare
www.infosecurity-magazine.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just got my flu jab, lads.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm not sure why I bother checking out the freelance listings on Upwork.

So much is like: 'We want you to write a 3000 word blog on this highly specialist subject that will take days of work. We'll pay you $100.'

But I guess someone is taking work at that rate otherwise they wouldn't be asking. 💀
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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lol I remember the milestone: you knew you were having a good day at Counter-Strike because someone would accuse you of cheating
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
1. Excellent piece by @joetidy.bsky.social

2. It's not infeasible I might have played against this guy in Counter-Strike back in the day. (If he won, it's because of the hacking/cheating, obviously...)
"Paranoia is a constant friend of hackers." In an exclusive interview for our podcast, we went inside a Colorado prison to interview former Most Wanted cyber criminal 'Tank'. Vyacheslav Penchukov, climbed to the top of the Russian-speaking cyber-underworld.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tank interview: A hacking kingpin reveals all to the BBC
One of the world's most prominent cyber-criminals speaks to the BBC in an exclusive interview.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Well, after that Wales result, maybe the F1 can make me feel better? 🥲
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ben Thomas, probably.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Settling down to watch Wales v Argentina. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏉

Feeling some sort of weird feeling of slight optimism about a new era? But that'll be stomped out soon enough, I'm sure. 🥲
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Nixon, I think you are neat, what are you doing? There's literally a 'hometown' AEW show in Cardiff next month too. 🫠 🤼‍♂️

metro.co.uk/2025/11/09/a...
AEW match cancelled as ex-WWE star 'storms out over creative issues'
Plans had to change at the last minute after the walkout.
metro.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Listening to a podcast about the F1 in which they said Lando Norris is 'holding his own'.

Me: WHEY, SOUNDS A BIT RUDE, DOESN'T IT?
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Virgin Media listed English information for next Thursday's Jonathan rugby chat show as saying guests would include hooker Ryan Elias, but it used butain - a mutation of the word for prostitute putain - when describing the player's position."

Whoops...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rugby hooker called prostitute in Virgin Media translation gaffe
Virgin Media apologises after using Welsh word for prostitute to describe Wales hooker Ryan Elias.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I've just recieved this spam message in my DMs too.

Lads, you've literally sent it to someone who writes about cybersecurity for a living...
Wtf is this? Spam?
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
A little bit of a photo dump from last night's @evewrestling.bsky.social show up North London - featuring a few familiar faces from #AEW. It was a lot of fun. 😊 🤼‍♂️
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Look Regular Daddy, it's Stat Daddy at @evewrestling.bsky.social 🤼‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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