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Danny Germaine
@dannygermaine.bsky.social
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Your favorite temporary boyfriend.
30-something. Seattle based.
Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com
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Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad
A screenshot from the website Quince that shows an Asian male model wearing a mid-thigh length wool overcoat in a dark blue. It's single breasted and has two round buttons closing it in the front.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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A modified version of the sad man on bus looking at the cliff wall on one side and happy man on the other side looking at the sunrise over the mountains. Over the sad man, a text box reads "calculating climb gradients and required obstacle clearances." Over the happy man is a text box that reads "digging fossils And harassing neighbors in Animal Crossing."
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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A screenshot of a headline from The Onion, a satirical website. The headline reads "Inspirational Poster Kitten Falls to Death After 17 Years" with a picture of a tree branch with claw marks on it. It references the inspirational poster of a kitten hanging on a branch with the caption Hang in There!
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Sorry not sorry about being a little quiet lately. Fall term is underway and I'm taking a business course, a technical procedures course, and a management course.

I'm still available to be your temporary boyfriend by request.

dannygermainexxx@protonmail.com
A selfie of Danny smiling his trademark smirk and looking into the camera. He's wearing a steel blue T-shirt and standing in front of a white interior door.
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I hope you find someone who looks at you the way I look at a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso Duoface watch. 😍🥺
A luxury gold watch with a brown leather band. It's hinged so the rectangular face can be pivoted and flipped over on the long edge to reveal a second face. One side has a white background and the other is deep gray, both are analog with standard numerals - black on the white side and gold on the dark gray. The top and bottom of the watch has horizontal lines to replicate an art deco style.
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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He loves wearing capes. 😂
Martí, a black cat, looks up at the camera while wearing a faux red velvet cape. He looks like a cat king. Martí, a black cat, wears a black silk cape. He looks very goth and chic.
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Just a tiny gal, resting her beans.
Mavis is mid-yawn with her mouth open and her tongue curled up. Her eyes are half closed and she's staring into the camera. Mavis, a tortoiseshell cat, lays on a bed with a crumpled aqua colored blanket behind her. She's gazing into the camera.
September 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The farmer meme with white text that reads "it ain't much but it's honest work"
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Your internet boyfriend got a nice haircut today. 🥺
Danny smirks at the camera. He's wearing a gray T-shirt and standing in front of a white door.
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I've been laughing at 'Kevin' for a whole day now.
A screenshot of an online article from WHIOTV with the headline Local museum welcomes sand cat 'Kevin'. Below the headline is a picture of an earnest looking sand cat looking into the camera. Sand cats look a lot like small domestic cats and are tan in color with dark markings around the eyes.
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I agreed several weeks ago to do mandatory overtime at work today and I'm pretending I forgot instead.
A very unhinged looking Goofy is pictured against a red-orange background. The text on the bottom reads I'll fuckin do it again.
July 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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A person is leaning over a railing outside and smoking a cigarette. They're masculine appearing and middle aged. They're dressed in a red and white polka dotted dress with a Minnie Mouse head resting on the ground next to them. The appearance is that they are a Minnie Mouse mascot actor taking a smoke break.
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Me, when I'm in hour 10 of my 12 hour shift:
A panel from the comic strip Nancy. It's from the mid century and uses an older, simplified style in black and white. Nancy, a little girl, is standing on the left with a shocked expression and her friend Sluggo is talking to her with an angry expression. He's holding out a can with worms coming out the top as he exclaims, "they pay me in woims" like an old timey kid.
July 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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One of my favorite things about humans is the shared urge to pet a dog statue or plaque.
A four panel montage of artistic renditions of dogs in mostly statue form with one plaque in the bottom right. All four dogs have been lovingly petted and show wear from the years of touch. The wear patterns are bright brass, in contrast to the darker aged bronze of the rest of the artwork.
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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An orange cat at the beach is grimacing at the camera with ears flattened back. It hates the wind!
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I have a second car in my garage while I work through its title shit. I needed something out of the trunk to work on car1 but the battery is dead on car2 and the only way to get into the trunk is the key fob. Unless I can put the backseats down, via a lever in the trunk.🤦🏻‍♂️
Me, trying to pry it open:
A still from Die Hard of Bruce Willis crawling through an air conditioning duct using a lit silver lighter for light. He's wearing a dirty white tank top, a metal watch on his right wrist, and has an abrasion above his left eye. He's looking directly into the camera.
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The face of a mancat who does not believe that I have no more smoked turkey to give him.
A beautiful black cat stands next to a cardboard scratching pad on a wooden floor. He's mid-meow. A second photo of the same beautiful black cat but in a slightly different position. He's still yelling.
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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What my brain conjures up when I see the name "Kier Starmer"
Patricia Arquette as Ms Cobel, singing the Kier Hymn in Severance. She looks beautiful but stern with a stylish and professional black top and smoothed, shoulder length gray hair.
June 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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$10 says it's 7 brain worms and a vial of colloidal silver.
A screenshot of an NBC news headline that reads RFK Jr taps eight new members for CDC's vaccine advisory panel. Included is a picture of RFK Jr himself looking terrible in a blue suit and a dour face.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Just tallied up the cost of parts to fix my car after the Giant Spring Incident. It's not bad but it isn't good.
A popular meme photo of a little blonde girl looking stressed. Her left hand is propping up her head, her face is slightly red, a tear is coming from her eye, and she's coloring with a red crayon.
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Ooh, I worked a lot of overtime and now I'm gonna buy one of those low profile window air conditioners that look like this
A stock photo of a window air conditioner with an upside down U shape so it sits lower on the window sill and allows the window to close on top of it.
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Today in a nutshell
A still from Charlotte's Web. Templeton the rat is floating in a puddle of garbage water in a cantaloupe rind. He's pulling a soggy donut half from the garbage water with a delighted expression. It's a smorgasbord, people.
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Mood today.
A GIF of an animated duck smoking a cigarette while chuckling and shaking it's head.
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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🛁
A photo of Danny from the bare shoulders up. He's in the bathtub.
May 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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"It was called Double Scorpio and it was so good that the government took it away!"
Grandpa Simpson sitting on a tree stump and telling stories to the Springfield boys.
May 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM