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Danny Germaine
@dannygermaine.bsky.social
Your favorite temporary boyfriend.
30-something. Seattle based.
Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com
Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sorry not sorry about being a little quiet lately. Fall term is underway and I'm taking a business course, a technical procedures course, and a management course.

I'm still available to be your temporary boyfriend by request.

dannygermainexxx@protonmail.com
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I hope you find someone who looks at you the way I look at a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso Duoface watch. 😍🥺
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
He loves wearing capes. 😂
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just a tiny gal, resting her beans.
September 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Your internet boyfriend got a nice haircut today. 🥺
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I've been laughing at 'Kevin' for a whole day now.
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I agreed several weeks ago to do mandatory overtime at work today and I'm pretending I forgot instead.
July 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me, when I'm in hour 10 of my 12 hour shift:
July 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
One of my favorite things about humans is the shared urge to pet a dog statue or plaque.
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have a second car in my garage while I work through its title shit. I needed something out of the trunk to work on car1 but the battery is dead on car2 and the only way to get into the trunk is the key fob. Unless I can put the backseats down, via a lever in the trunk.🤦🏻‍♂️
Me, trying to pry it open:
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The face of a mancat who does not believe that I have no more smoked turkey to give him.
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What my brain conjures up when I see the name "Kier Starmer"
June 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
$10 says it's 7 brain worms and a vial of colloidal silver.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just tallied up the cost of parts to fix my car after the Giant Spring Incident. It's not bad but it isn't good.
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ooh, I worked a lot of overtime and now I'm gonna buy one of those low profile window air conditioners that look like this
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today in a nutshell
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mood today.
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🛁
May 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"It was called Double Scorpio and it was so good that the government took it away!"
May 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM