Danny Germaine
@dannygermaine.bsky.social
Your favorite temporary boyfriend.
30-something. Seattle based.
Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com
30-something. Seattle based.
Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com
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Danny Germaine
@dannygermaine.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Now that I'm settled in, let me introduce myself to anyone who doesn't know me yet!
I'm Danny and I'm a boyfriend for hire. I'm based in Seattle and though I sometimes travel, the surest way to meet is to come to my area. I offer my time hourly, up to 4 hours. I am FTM and often bottom.
I'm Danny and I'm a boyfriend for hire. I'm based in Seattle and though I sometimes travel, the surest way to meet is to come to my area. I offer my time hourly, up to 4 hours. I am FTM and often bottom.
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Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people!
#oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw
#oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people!
#oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw
#oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw
Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad
Of all the things I could miss from the late 90s/early 00s, I miss clove cigarettes the most.
The REAL ones.
The REAL ones.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Of all the things I could miss from the late 90s/early 00s, I miss clove cigarettes the most.
The REAL ones.
The REAL ones.
I got one of my two Biology is Bigger Than Binaries shirts yesterday and while it looks amazing and will be a perfect gift, the handwritten thank you note by @sarahmackattack.bsky.social was the best part. 🥰
I can't wait until mine arrives.
Get yours here!
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I can't wait until mine arrives.
Get yours here!
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...
Binaries shirt Pre-order
You can't put biology into a box. Whatever rule you try to impose on nature, a species, population, or individual will break that rule. Embrace...
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November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I got one of my two Biology is Bigger Than Binaries shirts yesterday and while it looks amazing and will be a perfect gift, the handwritten thank you note by @sarahmackattack.bsky.social was the best part. 🥰
I can't wait until mine arrives.
Get yours here!
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...
I can't wait until mine arrives.
Get yours here!
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...
I keep cackling at this and everyone missed out except my new best friend Cedar.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I keep cackling at this and everyone missed out except my new best friend Cedar.
Tonight I ordered a component to HDMI adapter so I can plug my Wii into my big ol TV and play Animal Crossing.
I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭
I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Tonight I ordered a component to HDMI adapter so I can plug my Wii into my big ol TV and play Animal Crossing.
I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭
I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭
Well.
My Earl Grey tea is hot.
Depeche Mode is playing.
It's time to read from a textbook. 😭
My Earl Grey tea is hot.
Depeche Mode is playing.
It's time to read from a textbook. 😭
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Well.
My Earl Grey tea is hot.
Depeche Mode is playing.
It's time to read from a textbook. 😭
My Earl Grey tea is hot.
Depeche Mode is playing.
It's time to read from a textbook. 😭
Knowing my capstone semester begins in about 2 months has me like
a cartoon of a blue cat wearing a yellow shirt with cool cats written on it
Alt: A cartoon of a blue cat wearing a yellow shirt. The blue cat has wide, unseeing eyes with a flat, expressionless mouth and beads of sweat are rolling down its face.
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Knowing my capstone semester begins in about 2 months has me like
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I'm not telling anyone how to vote. I'm merely pointing out that if Musk and Bloomberg were both backing a candidate, I know that person is not aligned with my values.
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm not telling anyone how to vote. I'm merely pointing out that if Musk and Bloomberg were both backing a candidate, I know that person is not aligned with my values.
If you're chomping at the bit to fuck a sex robot, I hope you understand the risk of it squishing your dick off when it glitches.
Baby, these are being brought to you by the same geniuses that birthed Tesla.
Baby, these are being brought to you by the same geniuses that birthed Tesla.
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you're chomping at the bit to fuck a sex robot, I hope you understand the risk of it squishing your dick off when it glitches.
Baby, these are being brought to you by the same geniuses that birthed Tesla.
Baby, these are being brought to you by the same geniuses that birthed Tesla.
Sorry, babe. I'm outcall only.
I would host you but my brother kinda took away my Prince title and evicted me from the royal residence I was living in for free.
I would host you but my brother kinda took away my Prince title and evicted me from the royal residence I was living in for free.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sorry, babe. I'm outcall only.
I would host you but my brother kinda took away my Prince title and evicted me from the royal residence I was living in for free.
I would host you but my brother kinda took away my Prince title and evicted me from the royal residence I was living in for free.
I woke up with a stomachache so I took the following steps:
✔️Skipped breakfast
✔️Rose syrup latte with whole milk
✔️Vanilla concha
✔️More coffee
✔️Burrito with cheese and sauce on top (wettttt)
It hasn't helped yet! 🤔
✔️Skipped breakfast
✔️Rose syrup latte with whole milk
✔️Vanilla concha
✔️More coffee
✔️Burrito with cheese and sauce on top (wettttt)
It hasn't helped yet! 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I woke up with a stomachache so I took the following steps:
✔️Skipped breakfast
✔️Rose syrup latte with whole milk
✔️Vanilla concha
✔️More coffee
✔️Burrito with cheese and sauce on top (wettttt)
It hasn't helped yet! 🤔
✔️Skipped breakfast
✔️Rose syrup latte with whole milk
✔️Vanilla concha
✔️More coffee
✔️Burrito with cheese and sauce on top (wettttt)
It hasn't helped yet! 🤔
I don't say this enough but I'm so grateful to have @tylerthebadwolf.com on my feed. I'm glad we know each other!
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't say this enough but I'm so grateful to have @tylerthebadwolf.com on my feed. I'm glad we know each other!
The storm was so bad last night that 250,000 homes lost power. 😮
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The storm was so bad last night that 250,000 homes lost power. 😮
Yesterday I made seaweed soup (miyeokguk). Today I'm making radish and beef soup (soegogi-muguk) with rice cakes added in.
Soup season is here.
Soup season is here.
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Yesterday I made seaweed soup (miyeokguk). Today I'm making radish and beef soup (soegogi-muguk) with rice cakes added in.
Soup season is here.
Soup season is here.
7 months to my degree and I'm so burnt out 🥴🥴🥴
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
7 months to my degree and I'm so burnt out 🥴🥴🥴
Do you check emergency response calls around your house when you leave your pets alone during your workday or do you not live with anxiety?
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Do you check emergency response calls around your house when you leave your pets alone during your workday or do you not live with anxiety?
Add to the list of things that are terribly wrong with me:
Ate a charcuterie plate while watching a gory ER documentary.
Ate a charcuterie plate while watching a gory ER documentary.
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Add to the list of things that are terribly wrong with me:
Ate a charcuterie plate while watching a gory ER documentary.
Ate a charcuterie plate while watching a gory ER documentary.
I'm on the non alcoholic beer bandwagon and I enjoy it very much. Near beer is such a cute name.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm on the non alcoholic beer bandwagon and I enjoy it very much. Near beer is such a cute name.
Why haven't I reactivated my ads? Because I need new pics. Why don't I have new pics? Because I don't have an active ad. Why don't I reactivate my ads? 🔄
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why haven't I reactivated my ads? Because I need new pics. Why don't I have new pics? Because I don't have an active ad. Why don't I reactivate my ads? 🔄
I kept hearing frustrated yells outside and I realized it's because the Blue Jays vs Mariners game started. 😂😂😂
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I kept hearing frustrated yells outside and I realized it's because the Blue Jays vs Mariners game started. 😂😂😂
Pineapple for my good clients.
Coffee and asparagus for the hagglers.
Coffee and asparagus for the hagglers.
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pineapple for my good clients.
Coffee and asparagus for the hagglers.
Coffee and asparagus for the hagglers.
I sent an important document from Seattle to Texas via USPS. I tracked it today and someone please tell me why it was routed to PITTSBURGH for processing. 🤦🏻♂️
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I sent an important document from Seattle to Texas via USPS. I tracked it today and someone please tell me why it was routed to PITTSBURGH for processing. 🤦🏻♂️