Danny Blake
@dannyblake.bsky.social
MFA Screenwriter, sort of. All opinions are NOT my own (I’m being ratatouille’d)
What did Woody Harrelson (who played Carnage in Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage) mean at the end of Venom when he said "When I get out of here, there’s gonna be carnage"?
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What did Woody Harrelson (who played Carnage in Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage) mean at the end of Venom when he said "When I get out of here, there’s gonna be carnage"?
Biden is OUT. Rod is IN!!!
July 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Biden is OUT. Rod is IN!!!
6am. Wake up. Crush a mug. Morning run. 6’ pace for 5 miles. Crush two more mugs. Check emails while chugging mug. Meeting at noon. Salad for lunch cuz I’m watching my carbs + three mugs. Another run. Another mug. Wife made Gorgonzola pasta for dinner. You guessed it, another mug.
July 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
6am. Wake up. Crush a mug. Morning run. 6’ pace for 5 miles. Crush two more mugs. Check emails while chugging mug. Meeting at noon. Salad for lunch cuz I’m watching my carbs + three mugs. Another run. Another mug. Wife made Gorgonzola pasta for dinner. You guessed it, another mug.
Maybe it’s time… hear me out… we try Quibi again. Total redo like nothing ever happened
July 16, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Maybe it’s time… hear me out… we try Quibi again. Total redo like nothing ever happened
Went on threads and every single post on the TL is about how to share a thread, I thought they said they fixed that app
December 26, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Went on threads and every single post on the TL is about how to share a thread, I thought they said they fixed that app
When the back to back combo of nine ladies dancing and eight maids a milkin hits
December 23, 2023 at 9:29 PM
When the back to back combo of nine ladies dancing and eight maids a milkin hits
People didn’t like that these baby shoes I’m selling are never worn, they said it was “creepy” and “sad” so I ran them over with my car. someone please buy them. They still have never been worn (my son died in utero) but they are well worn in!
December 5, 2023 at 9:17 PM
People didn’t like that these baby shoes I’m selling are never worn, they said it was “creepy” and “sad” so I ran them over with my car. someone please buy them. They still have never been worn (my son died in utero) but they are well worn in!
Skye just said “I’m an ace of spades, master of none” and idk what that means but I’m supporting her
October 30, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Skye just said “I’m an ace of spades, master of none” and idk what that means but I’m supporting her
I like to think that every occupation is about helping people in need. For example, I help the elderly (my boss who doesn’t know how to google things)
October 17, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I like to think that every occupation is about helping people in need. For example, I help the elderly (my boss who doesn’t know how to google things)
I think my smart toothbrush’s only brain cell is used on trying to get me to buy brush head replacements.
September 15, 2023 at 7:55 AM
I think my smart toothbrush’s only brain cell is used on trying to get me to buy brush head replacements.
From the New York Times…. I’m…. Michael Barbaro…. and this…. is jackass
September 11, 2023 at 6:02 AM
From the New York Times…. I’m…. Michael Barbaro…. and this…. is jackass
We as a society actually made capris go extinct
September 1, 2023 at 3:41 PM
We as a society actually made capris go extinct
His ass did NOT vote 🤣🤣
August 30, 2023 at 3:12 AM
His ass did NOT vote 🤣🤣
He actually looks like a cartoon supervillain this is too funny
August 25, 2023 at 1:37 AM
He actually looks like a cartoon supervillain this is too funny
Me as a father: well well well look who decided to come out of his goon cave and join us for dinner
August 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Me as a father: well well well look who decided to come out of his goon cave and join us for dinner
I’m the guy at the party who says you’re jimmy’s brother and asks you to sing us song because my brother came all the way out from Scottsdale Arizona and he wants to hear you sing
August 24, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I’m the guy at the party who says you’re jimmy’s brother and asks you to sing us song because my brother came all the way out from Scottsdale Arizona and he wants to hear you sing
Wtf was my 8-year-old ass doing with one of these??
August 22, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Wtf was my 8-year-old ass doing with one of these??
But doctor, meesa is jar jar binks
August 19, 2023 at 8:00 PM
But doctor, meesa is jar jar binks
I’m about to get to know my toilet on a whole new level
August 19, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I’m about to get to know my toilet on a whole new level
I love how Ray J released “Sexy Can I,” a song about asking permission to make a sex tape, a full year after his Kim k sex tape leaked. Bro you were supposed to ask befoooreee you made it 🤣🤣
August 19, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I love how Ray J released “Sexy Can I,” a song about asking permission to make a sex tape, a full year after his Kim k sex tape leaked. Bro you were supposed to ask befoooreee you made it 🤣🤣
If I had a meditation podcast I’d call it smoking. People would love smoking pod in the car, smoking pod before bed. It would be a great way to wind down.
August 11, 2023 at 12:05 AM
If I had a meditation podcast I’d call it smoking. People would love smoking pod in the car, smoking pod before bed. It would be a great way to wind down.
When I took a grammar class in undergrad the main thing I learned was that if it doesn’t sound right, it’s probably not grammatically. Pointing out anything more than that just makes you annoying.
One of my favorite bits of knowledge is that so much "correct" grammar in the English language comes out of 18th/19th century writers just making shit up, asserting "this is how things are properly said," and then selling that nonsense to people with severe class anxiety.
Plus, English itself is a hodgepodge of a language that barely even has actual rules to begin with. All a bunch of loose guidelines, and the occassional "Greek Statue pfp" kind of person trying to insert some Latin-based rules unto it.
August 9, 2023 at 4:18 PM
When I took a grammar class in undergrad the main thing I learned was that if it doesn’t sound right, it’s probably not grammatically. Pointing out anything more than that just makes you annoying.
I’m the type of sicko that uses the popcorn button on the microwave
August 9, 2023 at 3:15 AM
I’m the type of sicko that uses the popcorn button on the microwave