Dan Crank
@danno.org
[he/him] Maker of rockets, robots, tacos, and usually messes. Recently retired from Microsoft, but I had nothing to do with that thing you hate.
"I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together." -Flobots
"I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together." -Flobots
"They will never give me a Nobel Peace Prize. I deserve it, but they will never give it to me." --Mother Theresa
(touches earpiece) No, I'm sorry, I'm being told that quote was actually Donald J. Trump.
(touches earpiece) No, I'm sorry, I'm being told that quote was actually Donald J. Trump.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"They will never give me a Nobel Peace Prize. I deserve it, but they will never give it to me." --Mother Theresa
(touches earpiece) No, I'm sorry, I'm being told that quote was actually Donald J. Trump.
(touches earpiece) No, I'm sorry, I'm being told that quote was actually Donald J. Trump.
I had to stop and think, but I'm not certain this exact phrase didn't occur anywhere in The Newsroom.
I enjoyed The Newsroom, but I imagine you couldn't watch it for the same reason I couldn't watch Mr. Robot.
I enjoyed The Newsroom, but I imagine you couldn't watch it for the same reason I couldn't watch Mr. Robot.
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I had to stop and think, but I'm not certain this exact phrase didn't occur anywhere in The Newsroom.
I enjoyed The Newsroom, but I imagine you couldn't watch it for the same reason I couldn't watch Mr. Robot.
I enjoyed The Newsroom, but I imagine you couldn't watch it for the same reason I couldn't watch Mr. Robot.
Reposted by Dan Crank
I understand many of you will stop watching CBS news, just as you stopped reading the WaPost. That’s bad for them.
But the real problem is we’ll have one less independent, reliable source of journalism. That’s bad for us.
But the real problem is we’ll have one less independent, reliable source of journalism. That’s bad for us.
October 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I understand many of you will stop watching CBS news, just as you stopped reading the WaPost. That’s bad for them.
But the real problem is we’ll have one less independent, reliable source of journalism. That’s bad for us.
But the real problem is we’ll have one less independent, reliable source of journalism. That’s bad for us.
Reposted by Dan Crank
Trump: you can't fit all that liquid in a single baby, there's no way
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the number of liquid
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: it's just too big a number of liquid for baby
Headline: Scientists uncertain about Trump vaccine claims. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the number of liquid
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: it's just too big a number of liquid for baby
Headline: Scientists uncertain about Trump vaccine claims. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Trump: you can't fit all that liquid in a single baby, there's no way
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the number of liquid
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: it's just too big a number of liquid for baby
Headline: Scientists uncertain about Trump vaccine claims. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the number of liquid
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: it's just too big a number of liquid for baby
Headline: Scientists uncertain about Trump vaccine claims. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Reposted by Dan Crank
Yep, as John Oliver said, "Fuck you, make me" is how to respond to these authoritarian asshats.
September 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yep, as John Oliver said, "Fuck you, make me" is how to respond to these authoritarian asshats.
There was a study that suggested that the shingles vaccine may have other benefits beyond just preventing the disease: gizmodo.com/the-shingles...
The Shingles Vaccine Could Be a Secret Weapon Against Heart Attacks
A new study has found that shingle vaccination is associated with a lower risk of heart attacks and other cardiovascular disease.
gizmodo.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There was a study that suggested that the shingles vaccine may have other benefits beyond just preventing the disease: gizmodo.com/the-shingles...