Dan Moroz
@danmoroz.bsky.social
Orioles (wrote at CamdenCrazies & other places in the before before times), Ravens, movies.
Arnold Schwarzenegger killing Sub Zero and saying "Now he is plain zero" is not his best one-liner. Feel like they should have batted that one around in the room a bit more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger killing Sub Zero and saying "Now he is plain zero" is not his best one-liner. Feel like they should have batted that one around in the room a bit more.
How about a different debate; who would have the better season, Cal Raleigh playing center-field or Aaron Judge playing catcher?
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How about a different debate; who would have the better season, Cal Raleigh playing center-field or Aaron Judge playing catcher?
I wanted Cal Raleigh to win, but if I had an actual vote that counted I'm not sure what I would have done.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I wanted Cal Raleigh to win, but if I had an actual vote that counted I'm not sure what I would have done.
I tried watching the original Ocean's 11 once. Only really remember tapping out at some point because it was so boring.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I tried watching the original Ocean's 11 once. Only really remember tapping out at some point because it was so boring.
Watching Grease for the first time, and some of the students look older than the teachers.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Watching Grease for the first time, and some of the students look older than the teachers.
Have the backstory be that James Bonds are actually Pokemon and MI6 went out and caught and trained a new one. Maybe this one will be a shiny.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Have the backstory be that James Bonds are actually Pokemon and MI6 went out and caught and trained a new one. Maybe this one will be a shiny.
They made like 7 different Joker movies in 5 years. You can just make a James Bond movie and if he does James Bond stuff and it's internally coherent it'll be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They made like 7 different Joker movies in 5 years. You can just make a James Bond movie and if he does James Bond stuff and it's internally coherent it'll be fine.
The thing I care about most in the next movie is he says "Bond. James Bond." then gives a complete lengthy explanation for how that can be because Daniel Craig died last movie, so I'm glad they're taking the time to work that out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The thing I care about most in the next movie is he says "Bond. James Bond." then gives a complete lengthy explanation for how that can be because Daniel Craig died last movie, so I'm glad they're taking the time to work that out.
You had me at "sit down".
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You had me at "sit down".
Might have to press the emergency button and watch an Ocean's 11 or something to cheer up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Might have to press the emergency button and watch an Ocean's 11 or something to cheer up.
I am grumpy, but I do feel smart for getting some snacks at the store yesterday.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am grumpy, but I do feel smart for getting some snacks at the store yesterday.
Been a while since I had game theory class and I don't play poker, but I don't remember "I will always fold, no matter what" being a good strategy?
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Been a while since I had game theory class and I don't play poker, but I don't remember "I will always fold, no matter what" being a good strategy?
JJ McCarthy would be unstoppable with 10 foot tall receivers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
JJ McCarthy would be unstoppable with 10 foot tall receivers.
Offensive lineman dancing because they drew the other team off-sides is tremendous.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Offensive lineman dancing because they drew the other team off-sides is tremendous.
Better lucky than good, I always say.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Better lucky than good, I always say.
Lamar running for his life and getting 5 yards is not the best way to run the Ravens offense, I don't think.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lamar running for his life and getting 5 yards is not the best way to run the Ravens offense, I don't think.
Patriots are so lucky they didn't throw away a touchdown by wasting a down at the goal line.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Patriots are so lucky they didn't throw away a touchdown by wasting a down at the goal line.
It's weird watching the Ravens play on the road in a very purple stadium.
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's weird watching the Ravens play on the road in a very purple stadium.
Damn, Isaiah Williams can fly
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Damn, Isaiah Williams can fly
The winners of Gold and Platinum Gloves should have to play with those in the first game of the following season. Let's see how good you really are.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The winners of Gold and Platinum Gloves should have to play with those in the first game of the following season. Let's see how good you really are.
I'd been wondering about this seeing the Orioles sign all these players who probably aren't going to be huge contributors. Makes me a bit pessimistic about them adding a ton in free agency, but I'm sure there are work-arounds.
All teams now officially have 40 players or fewer on their 40-man roster ...
www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
Orioles currently show 41 since it was reported that Leody Taveras agreed to a 1-yr contract. They'll have to clear a 40-man spot before that move is official.
www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
Orioles currently show 41 since it was reported that Leody Taveras agreed to a 1-yr contract. They'll have to clear a 40-man spot before that move is official.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'd been wondering about this seeing the Orioles sign all these players who probably aren't going to be huge contributors. Makes me a bit pessimistic about them adding a ton in free agency, but I'm sure there are work-arounds.
If there's one thing the Cleveland Browns have been known for, it's being well-run.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If there's one thing the Cleveland Browns have been known for, it's being well-run.
Watching The Blues Brothers, was kind of meh on it. Got to the scene with Aretha Franklin, when she started singing I literally said "holy shit" out loud.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Watching The Blues Brothers, was kind of meh on it. Got to the scene with Aretha Franklin, when she started singing I literally said "holy shit" out loud.
Gonna be awkward to give the Pope that jersey now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Gonna be awkward to give the Pope that jersey now.
You rarely get this particular kind of enjoyment as a sports fan.
Joe Flacco beautifully threading the needle of being very fun to watch and also not winning any games for the Bengals
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You rarely get this particular kind of enjoyment as a sports fan.