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Dan
@danisgreat.bsky.social
Don't do what dummy dan does
I would love to go through the backlog tickets that are over 2 years old, thanks for asking
April 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I may be riding my cargo bike too aggressively.. one fall and one narrow escape within 2 weeks :/

It’s basically too fun and I can’t help myself
December 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Dan
all the chuds will migrate here eventually because they don't create anything of value
it's your duty to make sure, each time some culture war grifter makes an alt, that i don't hear about it
November 16, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Out of the Crisis (1982): "Inspection does not improve the quality, nor guarantee quality. Inspection is too late. The quality, good or bad, is already in the product."

Most of the software engineering 2024: We definitely can, with pull requests!
February 20, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Reposted by Dan
High heat from @fleerultra.bsky.social: “Making the Constitution and the rule of law contingent on not upsetting a right-wing mob is not saving democracy. It is ceding democracy entirely.”
ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
Enforcing the Law to Disqualify a Violent Insurrectionist Is Good, Actually
The 14th Amendment contains a prescription for people who engage in political violence. Why are pundits straining to find a workaround?
ballsandstrikes.org
January 17, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Did Eminem write this?
January 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My codebase is so functional that I can't understand how we take a record, turn it into JSON and put it into ElasticSearch

Why is there a method called compile? Because fuck you, that's why
December 13, 2023 at 11:56 AM
If your entire codebase is shit then you have achieved consistency, congrats
September 21, 2023 at 8:40 AM
Using humanity's only time travel machine to stop Scala being invented
September 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Ate an entire Toblerone about 30 minutes before dinner because this is SWITZERLAND
September 20, 2023 at 4:22 PM
When quitting smoking or improving your development process, there's one day you can do it: today
August 30, 2023 at 11:41 AM
7am dentist, glorious start to the day
August 29, 2023 at 8:01 AM
As a user I would like the front-end to query a different endpoint
August 28, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Blue sky is good because when nobody reads my posts here it feels like I'm fitting in
August 24, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Armored Core 6 not unlocking until 1am so I guess I have to go to bed at a reasonable hour and have a good night's sleep, fml
August 24, 2023 at 9:32 PM
How do I find people complaining about the ULEZ on here?
August 24, 2023 at 9:31 PM