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This week, approximately 200,000 federal workers have been let go.
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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yup
February 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The Usher halftime show came and went...
Rih announced a pregnancy during hers and it lasted one business day...

We on Day 5 of heated discussion abt Kendrick's halftime show.

5.
Whole.
Days.
And.
Counting.

...but I'm supposed to believe it was trash.
February 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
seeing influencers i like proclaim their love for theo von is such a lady boner killer :p
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
did travis kelce get a toupee or did he go to turkey for a hair transplant
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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If Joe Biden fired 100 FAA employees and a plane crash happened just a few hours later, Fox News would bring Lou Dobbs back from the dead with wall-to-wall coverage blaming it on Biden.
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take.

Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.

Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
January 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Donald Trump this, Donald Trump that who is going to zelle me $10,000
January 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
blasting the “situationship mix” in my therapist office parking lot
a cartoon pony is flying in a zeppelin with a hat on her head
ALT: a cartoon pony is flying in a zeppelin with a hat on her head
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Donald Trump try not to destroy the world before March so I can listen to the new Lady Gaga album challenge!!!
January 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Wake up
Let the dogs out
Turn coffee on
Open Terror app (aka this one)
Shout OH NO! (internally so as not to wake family members)
Pour coffee
Let dogs in
Go about another goddamn day
January 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i think our society was well and truly cooked when people began using ChatGPT as their sole search engine over google, safari or anything else really
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Truly, artificial intelligence is the wonder of our age
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i got lord on cloak and dagger in marvel rivals today!
January 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Born To Die
Lana Del Rey · Born To Die (Bonus Track Version) · Song · 2012
open.spotify.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
there are three things that i need before our government plunges us into the dark ages
1) a new phoebe bridgers album
2) lana del rey releasing all of her vaulted / unreleased music
3) castorice from honkai star rail on my account
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
going to to start posting here bc i really don’t have any social media to vent on anymore- fuck the tech oligarchy 😔
January 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM