Goodell, throw out the rest of the season's results, and decide the NFC South with a mini-tournament, winner gets in, hopefully the Falcons not because I like them, but because they're a far more entertaining team than the Bucs or Panthers.

Murmurball

I mean they ran the ball

Would be cool, so won't happen.

So everyone would think your year sucked, when it was actually awesome?

Not clever enough to think of a name, but Texans are in Houston, where the Oilers were before they moved to Tennessee and became the Titans, going on to lose the Super Bowl to the Rams in dramatic fashion...

Jake Ferguson is the grandson of Barry Alvarez

So basically they figured out that he is what he is and there's no use trying to make him be Sam Darnold, which is weird because they had the real Sam Darnold, if they wanted a Sam Darnold.

you will be visited by three spirits

Oh, my favorite player, Heroin Cocaine

Since Freddy Rumsen is long gone, I don't know. The Pluribus hive-mind maybe?

Tanya Tucker, maybe?

But full in the brain, which knows how ridiculous it is that in a George Bailey-less alternate reality, Donna Reed would end up a spinster.