Daniel Tosh
@danielt0sh.bsky.social
Joined 2/1/2025
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"They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'."
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'."
"I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'."
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'."
"I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it."
February 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it."
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I said “what what, in the butt”
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I said “what what, in the butt”
"Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive."
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive."