@danielshaltes.bsky.social
Bisexual Cafeteria Mormon, pro wrestling fan, Kings playoff drought survivor, and, overall, a solid 6/10.
I also think there should be more trains but that's probably just the autism.
I also think there should be more trains but that's probably just the autism.
Kevin Knight is growing on me.
Kyle Fletcher might already be ready for the men's world championship.
Hell of a match.
Kyle Fletcher might already be ready for the men's world championship.
Hell of a match.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kevin Knight is growing on me.
Kyle Fletcher might already be ready for the men's world championship.
Hell of a match.
Kyle Fletcher might already be ready for the men's world championship.
Hell of a match.
It breaks my heart that, in all likelihood, at least one of Luke Niggemann & Noah Knigga are like super racist. Obviously don't know for sure, they're both young, trying not to ruin everyone's good time, etc. But probably, right? Would be hella cool if that wasn't the case.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It breaks my heart that, in all likelihood, at least one of Luke Niggemann & Noah Knigga are like super racist. Obviously don't know for sure, they're both young, trying not to ruin everyone's good time, etc. But probably, right? Would be hella cool if that wasn't the case.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Unless Hangman's legit hurt, I'm unsure why the plan wasn't him vs Swerve at the next ppv.
Hangman proving that he can help even the odds for Swerve, just as Swerve could for him, does give a nice symmetric poetry to the story. Never mind, I guess I do.
Hangman proving that he can help even the odds for Swerve, just as Swerve could for him, does give a nice symmetric poetry to the story. Never mind, I guess I do.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Unless Hangman's legit hurt, I'm unsure why the plan wasn't him vs Swerve at the next ppv.
Hangman proving that he can help even the odds for Swerve, just as Swerve could for him, does give a nice symmetric poetry to the story. Never mind, I guess I do.
Hangman proving that he can help even the odds for Swerve, just as Swerve could for him, does give a nice symmetric poetry to the story. Never mind, I guess I do.
Na man, looking up to the sky afterwards? I'm not okay. Wrestling is beautiful.
Oh that video package? Yeah Mark Briscoe is winning this but he's gonna torture my heart for 30 minutes first.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Na man, looking up to the sky afterwards? I'm not okay. Wrestling is beautiful.
Oh that video package? Yeah Mark Briscoe is winning this but he's gonna torture my heart for 30 minutes first.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh that video package? Yeah Mark Briscoe is winning this but he's gonna torture my heart for 30 minutes first.
Don't tell anyone this, but I'm happy for the bald man; he has been fun for a while now.
#AEWFullGear
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don't tell anyone this, but I'm happy for the bald man; he has been fun for a while now.
#AEWFullGear
#AEWFullGear
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In this week's installment of Darby Allin wrestling like he's mad at his spine, he's still mad at his spine.
#AEWFullGear
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
In this week's installment of Darby Allin wrestling like he's mad at his spine, he's still mad at his spine.
#AEWFullGear
#AEWFullGear
If Dan Crenshaw wants me to not make jokes about him being a pirate, then he's gonna have to stop traveling abroad & causing trouble while being shitfaced & wearing an eyepatch. I don't ask for much.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If Dan Crenshaw wants me to not make jokes about him being a pirate, then he's gonna have to stop traveling abroad & causing trouble while being shitfaced & wearing an eyepatch. I don't ask for much.
As a Kings fan, I have a deep appreciation for the question, "Does Sysiphus like his boulder?"
I don't have an answer to the question, but I do appreciate it.
I don't have an answer to the question, but I do appreciate it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
As a Kings fan, I have a deep appreciation for the question, "Does Sysiphus like his boulder?"
I don't have an answer to the question, but I do appreciate it.
I don't have an answer to the question, but I do appreciate it.
I wanna thank the Sacramento Kings for quickly getting down by double-digits & giving me the excuse to no longer have to look at that court.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I wanna thank the Sacramento Kings for quickly getting down by double-digits & giving me the excuse to no longer have to look at that court.
Glad to see Daniel Garcia masking up; covid is still out there & furthermore we've officially entered flu season. Responsible villainy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Glad to see Daniel Garcia masking up; covid is still out there & furthermore we've officially entered flu season. Responsible villainy.
Thank The Lord it's Steamboat & not, you know, the other guy with a similar first name.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thank The Lord it's Steamboat & not, you know, the other guy with a similar first name.
So this is fun. Skye Blue deciding from the get-go that she's gonna be the one to bleed the most tonight & Darby is just gonna have to settle for the silver metal is a power move that we all should respect.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So this is fun. Skye Blue deciding from the get-go that she's gonna be the one to bleed the most tonight & Darby is just gonna have to settle for the silver metal is a power move that we all should respect.
I have given Drew Eubanks a lot of shit this year but he has been extremely solid tonight & even moreso on defense.
Also, Russell Westbrook is the best backup power forward in The Association.
Also, Russell Westbrook is the best backup power forward in The Association.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I have given Drew Eubanks a lot of shit this year but he has been extremely solid tonight & even moreso on defense.
Also, Russell Westbrook is the best backup power forward in The Association.
Also, Russell Westbrook is the best backup power forward in The Association.
Toni Storm is just having none of it this evening.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Toni Storm is just having none of it this evening.
The other place is full of political asteroturf right now so I figured it's a good time to check in with Bluesky.
Pretty good Dynamite so far.
Pretty good Dynamite so far.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The other place is full of political asteroturf right now so I figured it's a good time to check in with Bluesky.
Pretty good Dynamite so far.
Pretty good Dynamite so far.
I am so ready for the dark, fucked up shit Hangman is gonna do to Samoa Joe.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I am so ready for the dark, fucked up shit Hangman is gonna do to Samoa Joe.
Well, the bad news is that the Sacramento Kings do not appear to be particularly good; the good (?) news is that teams 9 through 14 in the west don't appear to be particularly good either.
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well, the bad news is that the Sacramento Kings do not appear to be particularly good; the good (?) news is that teams 9 through 14 in the west don't appear to be particularly good either.
Shoegaze is just Math Rock for people who get laid.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Shoegaze is just Math Rock for people who get laid.
Well, the opponent of the Sacramento Kings this evening are hitting their 3-point shots at a statistically anomalous rate & the tall, long forward of said team seemingly cannot miss. It's nice to know there's still some stability in this world.
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Well, the opponent of the Sacramento Kings this evening are hitting their 3-point shots at a statistically anomalous rate & the tall, long forward of said team seemingly cannot miss. It's nice to know there's still some stability in this world.
Locktober is, frankly, yesterday's news. You wanna torture someone all month? Try Locketober: 31 days of nothing but philosopher John Locke.
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Locktober is, frankly, yesterday's news. You wanna torture someone all month? Try Locketober: 31 days of nothing but philosopher John Locke.
The Don Callis Polycule continues to expand.
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Don Callis Polycule continues to expand.