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It’s Thursday, but some of you thought it was Friday. You know who you are
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s Thursday, but some of you thought it was Friday. You know who you are
I just thought of some words. Here they are. Now like them
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just thought of some words. Here they are. Now like them
Call me, crazy
March 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Call me, crazy
Kiss me, I’m Spanglish
March 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kiss me, I’m Spanglish
Tuesday is like a recipe you take one ingredient out of and it sucks just a little bit less… but I still want to slap the chef
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tuesday is like a recipe you take one ingredient out of and it sucks just a little bit less… but I still want to slap the chef
I’m giving up the punchline of this joke for Lent
March 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’m giving up the punchline of this joke for Lent
Think tank? More like brain aquarium
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Think tank? More like brain aquarium
Maybe, maybe yes
hello? is this The Spanish Inquisition speaking?
March 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maybe, maybe yes
Take my advice… I’m not using it
March 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Take my advice… I’m not using it
Probably not what you were expecting
Expect the unexpected when you least expect it
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Probably not what you were expecting
Expect the unexpected when you least expect it
March 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Expect the unexpected when you least expect it
A garbage either can or it can’t
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A garbage either can or it can’t
Bananas in pajamas sounds like a perfectly logical thing
March 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bananas in pajamas sounds like a perfectly logical thing
Happy Monday! Now go back to bed
March 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy Monday! Now go back to bed
I’m the toilet paper coordinator for all 5 star hotels
Behind the toilet is the gold standard of toilet paper placement in hotel room bathrooms
March 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m the toilet paper coordinator for all 5 star hotels
Behind the toilet is the gold standard of toilet paper placement in hotel room bathrooms
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Behind the toilet is the gold standard of toilet paper placement in hotel room bathrooms
Don’t count your chickens before there’s two in the bush
March 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Don’t count your chickens before there’s two in the bush
My middle name
awkward
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My middle name
Don’t burn your bridges before they’re hatched
March 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Don’t burn your bridges before they’re hatched
I have a third thigh
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have a third thigh
The word quirky is a quirky word
March 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The word quirky is a quirky word
Cereal is just breakfast soup for the soul
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cereal is just breakfast soup for the soul
I’ve officially run out of things to think
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’ve officially run out of things to think
Chicken soup for the Christmas hangover
December 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Chicken soup for the Christmas hangover