Daniel Jalkut
@danielpunkass.punkitup.com
Founder of Red Sweater and punkass of lore. https://redsweater.com/
How it started. How it went. How it’s going.
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
How it started. How it went. How it’s going.
I confess, I did it. I killed Claude.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I confess, I did it. I killed Claude.
Rode my other bike to the lake today.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Rode my other bike to the lake today.
Rode my other bike to the lake today.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Rode my other bike to the lake today.
I’m seeing more of a scam directed at customer support addresses, where the scammer pretends to be a customer who is having trouble with the app, and asks you to look at a screenshot of the problem, which is a link to a page that coaxes you into running a nefarious program on your computer.
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m seeing more of a scam directed at customer support addresses, where the scammer pretends to be a customer who is having trouble with the app, and asks you to look at a screenshot of the problem, which is a link to a page that coaxes you into running a nefarious program on your computer.
Eleven years ago, Macworld sent a freelance photographer to my house in Arlington, MA. It’s one of the best photos of me.
October 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Eleven years ago, Macworld sent a freelance photographer to my house in Arlington, MA. It’s one of the best photos of me.
“Speaking disrespectfully of the King’s letter.” The plaques of Massachusetts remember. (Photo by Paul Schlichtman)
October 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Speaking disrespectfully of the King’s letter.” The plaques of Massachusetts remember. (Photo by Paul Schlichtman)
I guess the right thinks that this is a normal, appropriate amount of affection for a widow to express to the US President at her husband’s funeral. Looks weird as hell to me.
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I guess the right thinks that this is a normal, appropriate amount of affection for a widow to express to the US President at her husband’s funeral. Looks weird as hell to me.
I was finally moved to cancel Disney Plus when I saw they are “in negotiations” with Jimmy Kimmel. I want him to have as much leverage as he can, so I did it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I was finally moved to cancel Disney Plus when I saw they are “in negotiations” with Jimmy Kimmel. I want him to have as much leverage as he can, so I did it.
You puke you clean.
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You puke you clean.
No stopping anytime.
September 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
No stopping anytime.
Welcome to San Gennaro!
September 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Welcome to San Gennaro!
Made me look twice.
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Made me look twice.
My town has been at work all summer, scrambling to adopt the Liquid Granite design language.
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My town has been at work all summer, scrambling to adopt the Liquid Granite design language.
I felt something on my hand, and found this little bug crawling around. So little. This is the tip of my index finger. iPhone camera did pretty well considering it was moving (!) while I took this.
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I felt something on my hand, and found this little bug crawling around. So little. This is the tip of my index finger. iPhone camera did pretty well considering it was moving (!) while I took this.
My coach’s DMs to God were answered. Beer Boys are 2025 champions, two years in a row!
August 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My coach’s DMs to God were answered. Beer Boys are 2025 champions, two years in a row!
One of the most ordinary things I do is play for a local softball team in my town. We’re “The Beer Boys”, our coach is a sober Christian, and if his DMs to God have gone through as expected, we’re going to be returning champions after we win tomorrow’s game.
August 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
One of the most ordinary things I do is play for a local softball team in my town. We’re “The Beer Boys”, our coach is a sober Christian, and if his DMs to God have gone through as expected, we’re going to be returning champions after we win tomorrow’s game.
Filing bugs works.
July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Filing bugs works.
I took a class with Tom Lehrer in 1994. I think he was pretty impressed.
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I took a class with Tom Lehrer in 1994. I think he was pretty impressed.
@rosstrudeau.bsky.social Solved your puzzle today at Boswords, and was amused that "ALPHA AND THE OMEGA" were standing over us in the gym at Roxbury Latin.
July 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@rosstrudeau.bsky.social Solved your puzzle today at Boswords, and was amused that "ALPHA AND THE OMEGA" were standing over us in the gym at Roxbury Latin.
Good job rubbing it in for all the people whose Wordle streaks ended yesterday.
July 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good job rubbing it in for all the people whose Wordle streaks ended yesterday.
A great new feature in GitHub Issues.
July 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A great new feature in GitHub Issues.
It’s disgusting to hear that evidently soulless people bid millions of dollars to try to steal a little piece of Jane Birkin’s soul. Nobody can inherit the genuineness of this face.
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s disgusting to hear that evidently soulless people bid millions of dollars to try to steal a little piece of Jane Birkin’s soul. Nobody can inherit the genuineness of this face.
These special birds are common at my local swimming hole.
July 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
These special birds are common at my local swimming hole.
You know it’s gonna be good when the dough starts bubbling before you even cook it.
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know it’s gonna be good when the dough starts bubbling before you even cook it.