Daniel Mintz
danielmintz.bsky.social
Daniel Mintz
@danielmintz.bsky.social
It’s ok, I don’t think I’m that interesting either
Nothing says "this isn't going to be like every other campaign" like two identical unsolicited spam texts from two different numbers in one hour.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I liked this one from @mattyglesias.bsky.social where he clearly wrote his election takeaways beforehand and forgot to update them
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just reply with
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I especially liked this one. To be clear, if cop cars were really doing 40 down Court St that WOULD be “a huge, huge concern.” But
A) this absolutely did not happen
B) if it did, the huge concern would be “wtf is wrong with those cops?”
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just picked up @thewaroncars.bsky.social at a local bookshop on Boulder’s crown jewel pedestrian mall. Couldn’t think of a better place to get it
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Does he have to give back his Nobel now?
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A few more from today’s huge #NoKings rally in Highland Park, NJ
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Highland Park, NJ #nokings
Huge turnout and constant support from traffic driving by
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
These are brutal. But nothing will ever be as gutting as the “Hope you’re well” at the end of this video. Truly the coldest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m shivering.
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Your Dept of Justice at work
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Darth I don’t know if red pandas fly, but if they do and you find yourself in T4 of JFK at the Capital One Lounge they have a cheese monger experience that is free. You must have 45 minutes though.
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Just unconscionably bad
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
So, like, Central Jersey and Long Island?
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Not to toot my own horn, but I think mine was better
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rob McElhenny has a great quote on this. www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...
August 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just had an excellent one at City House in Nashville
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A new low from Mothership Strategies. Confuse folks about their Social Security. Truly despicable. Read @adambonica.bsky.social's rundown on how awful they truly are: data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
August 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Love when non-deterministic AI delivers two totally different answers to the same question (to two people sitting across from each other).
July 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Am I the only one whose Gmail auto-creates events from flight receipts BUT IN THE WRONG TIMEZONE!?!?! Nothing like getting a notification that your flight is now 4 hours early. How do I make it stop?
July 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And I with Italian
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Now show me the Courier Camera
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Maybe the trans kids are actually Tren de Aragua
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
March 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM