Dan 🍅
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I just wanna be a film maker
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Dan 🍅
@danielbraden.bsky.social
· Dec 2
“Dude, there's a million fine looking girls in the world, but not all of them will bring you lasagna at work...most of them just cheat on you...”
---SILENT BOB
(As portrayed by KEVIN SMITH),
CLERKS, 1994.
---SILENT BOB
(As portrayed by KEVIN SMITH),
CLERKS, 1994.
Can we bring back MySpace’s top 8 on Twitter? I’m afraid the platform just isn’t toxic enough
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Can we bring back MySpace’s top 8 on Twitter? I’m afraid the platform just isn’t toxic enough
I need someone who smokes cigarettes and shoots film to do a tiktok series on what cigarettes each film stock would smoke
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I need someone who smokes cigarettes and shoots film to do a tiktok series on what cigarettes each film stock would smoke
Just know I ran a 5k today to make more room for turkey and NOT cause I’m better than everybody
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just know I ran a 5k today to make more room for turkey and NOT cause I’m better than everybody
Nothing like the tech coming to your house try to charge you $300 for you to go… alright I’ll just fix it myself lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nothing like the tech coming to your house try to charge you $300 for you to go… alright I’ll just fix it myself lol
If you’re an actor posting ai slop with your face on it why should anyone hire you to act irl
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you’re an actor posting ai slop with your face on it why should anyone hire you to act irl
You think Trump also called Clinton his Big Beautiful Bill?
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You think Trump also called Clinton his Big Beautiful Bill?
Favorite sentence I’ve been told all week. Hey we see you in the shot AND you’re fishin lmaoooo
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Favorite sentence I’ve been told all week. Hey we see you in the shot AND you’re fishin lmaoooo
I got two types of on! On and moron!!
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I got two types of on! On and moron!!
They call me dementia… early on set 🫡
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They call me dementia… early on set 🫡
The worst on sets are the JFK’s… the shots nobody saw coming
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The worst on sets are the JFK’s… the shots nobody saw coming
I’m rockin 76 movies on my Letterboxd for this year. Absolutely rookie numbers gotta hit triple digits before the end of the year.
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m rockin 76 movies on my Letterboxd for this year. Absolutely rookie numbers gotta hit triple digits before the end of the year.
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
I know I need to work for money but more than that I need to get to Thursday so I can go on vacation
September 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know I need to work for money but more than that I need to get to Thursday so I can go on vacation
Why is it just pineapple on pizza and not all fruits? I don’t necessarily want strawberries on my pizza but why are we locking ourselves down to one fruit?
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why is it just pineapple on pizza and not all fruits? I don’t necessarily want strawberries on my pizza but why are we locking ourselves down to one fruit?
People need to say more ambitious poems to each other out of the blue. Imagine getting lunch with a buddy and they hit you with a spooky haiku… That’s hard AF
August 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People need to say more ambitious poems to each other out of the blue. Imagine getting lunch with a buddy and they hit you with a spooky haiku… That’s hard AF
A while back I wanted to put off having kids cause there on Gen Beta and I’m not trying to have gen X call my kids a buncha betas. But now I’m like will I even have kids at all? Who knowwwsssssss 🤷🏼♂️
August 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A while back I wanted to put off having kids cause there on Gen Beta and I’m not trying to have gen X call my kids a buncha betas. But now I’m like will I even have kids at all? Who knowwwsssssss 🤷🏼♂️
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I think Cleveland as a collective need to start calling MGK Mr. Kelly from now on.
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think Cleveland as a collective need to start calling MGK Mr. Kelly from now on.
You know if I were a gambling man I’d bet my ass
August 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You know if I were a gambling man I’d bet my ass
The fact that I can have my windows open again is actually saving me
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The fact that I can have my windows open again is actually saving me
When the cats away….. the milk.
July 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When the cats away….. the milk.
My house has never smelled better
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My house has never smelled better
When work doesn’t give you banana bread dude, give yourself banana bread dude!
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When work doesn’t give you banana bread dude, give yourself banana bread dude!
How you gonna judge Sabrina Carpenter for “setting women back 50 years” and then do the same thing to yourself for some bozo from Vermont?
July 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How you gonna judge Sabrina Carpenter for “setting women back 50 years” and then do the same thing to yourself for some bozo from Vermont?