Winning the #LEW3 Rumble is a longshot, but if Luka can get traded, anything is possible. Time to throw butts over ropes 🌪️
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Winning the #LEW3 Rumble is a longshot, but if Luka can get traded, anything is possible. Time to throw butts over ropes 🌪️
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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@atararaven.bsky.social defeats @matthiassyn.bsky.social at 9:09 with The Judgement of Paris following a chain wrestling stalemate. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@atararaven.bsky.social defeats @matthiassyn.bsky.social at 9:09 with The Judgement of Paris following a chain wrestling stalemate. #LEW2Results
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In a grueling main event, @maxdaemon.bsky.social defeats @truck-fuchs.bsky.social at the 24:24 mark with a small package after a Devil Trigger was caught and the two engaged in a pin counter sequence. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In a grueling main event, @maxdaemon.bsky.social defeats @truck-fuchs.bsky.social at the 24:24 mark with a small package after a Devil Trigger was caught and the two engaged in a pin counter sequence. #LEW2Results
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@insurgentsia.bsky.social defeats @100wecs.bsky.social at 4:20:69 with a driver you’ve never fuckin’ seen. Apparently, they were both more faded than that time they took Quaaludes and watched Cool Runnings on Showtime free preview weekend at a La Quinta til their eyes melted? Idk, man. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@insurgentsia.bsky.social defeats @100wecs.bsky.social at 4:20:69 with a driver you’ve never fuckin’ seen. Apparently, they were both more faded than that time they took Quaaludes and watched Cool Runnings on Showtime free preview weekend at a La Quinta til their eyes melted? Idk, man. #LEW2Results
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@vhodka.bsky.social defeats @jommyscousin.bsky.social at 18:57 with finisher after a back and forth that saw them chop the shit out of each other for half the run time. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@vhodka.bsky.social defeats @jommyscousin.bsky.social at 18:57 with finisher after a back and forth that saw them chop the shit out of each other for half the run time. #LEW2Results
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After the match, the two shake hands and go for a size up, going back and forth about next week’s rumble for BELT. They’re cut off by Tungsten Frunkler limping on one knee and still unable to say the word “like”. He flips his neighbor the bird and declares for the rumble match at LEW3. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
After the match, the two shake hands and go for a size up, going back and forth about next week’s rumble for BELT. They’re cut off by Tungsten Frunkler limping on one knee and still unable to say the word “like”. He flips his neighbor the bird and declares for the rumble match at LEW3. #LEW2Results
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Before we have time to transition to the next match, the ring is rushed by that dog named Cashew from last week and a cat named Dennis. There’s a referee for this? It ends when someone shakes a box of treats in the distance and both animals run off. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Before we have time to transition to the next match, the ring is rushed by that dog named Cashew from last week and a cat named Dennis. There’s a referee for this? It ends when someone shakes a box of treats in the distance and both animals run off. #LEW2Results
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“Mother” by Meghan Trainor plays from the stereo of a nearby 2007 Jeep Compass outside of Brewery & The Beast in Accident, Maryland where we are greeted once again by Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor and Steven at the booth. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Mother” by Meghan Trainor plays from the stereo of a nearby 2007 Jeep Compass outside of Brewery & The Beast in Accident, Maryland where we are greeted once again by Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor and Steven at the booth. #LEW2Results
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We get an advertisement for a Penny Water IPA collab between Steven the announcer and B&TB. Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor is seen sipping it with a grimace on his face and an enthusiastic “MMM!” and a thumbs up for the camera. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We get an advertisement for a Penny Water IPA collab between Steven the announcer and B&TB. Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor is seen sipping it with a grimace on his face and an enthusiastic “MMM!” and a thumbs up for the camera. #LEW2Results
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The match between @carebearstrader.bsky.social and @madiuphighrxs.bsky.social ends in a double countout at 6:08 which means neither competitor secures rumble advantage or disadvantage and will be completely at the mercy of the lottery Gods. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The match between @carebearstrader.bsky.social and @madiuphighrxs.bsky.social ends in a double countout at 6:08 which means neither competitor secures rumble advantage or disadvantage and will be completely at the mercy of the lottery Gods. #LEW2Results
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Steven, presumably blasted off his ass from Penny Water IPAs (which we hear are an acquired taste) starts pounding his fist on the table demanding a resolution on the outcome of that cat and dog match from earlier. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Steven, presumably blasted off his ass from Penny Water IPAs (which we hear are an acquired taste) starts pounding his fist on the table demanding a resolution on the outcome of that cat and dog match from earlier. #LEW2Results
No cruces en el camino de La Ciclòna
@dani-mendez.bsky.social defeats @tactilizingone.bsky.social at 10:16 with a Ciclòna Bomb via some top turnbuckle assistance. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
No cruces en el camino de La Ciclòna
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@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social defeated @rugarooav.bsky.social at 8:49 with a Dynamite Bomb after Rugaroo got caught going for a lariat off the top. #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social defeated @rugarooav.bsky.social at 8:49 with a Dynamite Bomb after Rugaroo got caught going for a lariat off the top. #LEW2Results
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After the match, Fuchs pops up to attack Daemon only for both men to be rushed by the entirety of the fucking roster who get in a big ol’ brawl cause it’s rumble season! #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
After the match, Fuchs pops up to attack Daemon only for both men to be rushed by the entirety of the fucking roster who get in a big ol’ brawl cause it’s rumble season! #LEW2Results
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Awaiting our main event, Steven lands a bottle flip and gets really excited about it while Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor recaps tonight’s events in a Borat voice. #LEW2Results #MahWife
January 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Awaiting our main event, Steven lands a bottle flip and gets really excited about it while Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor recaps tonight’s events in a Borat voice. #LEW2Results #MahWife
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A familiar voice can be heard off screen, muttering to another out of frame figure about production issues with the show next week. It sounds like they’re saying something about animation? #LEW2Results
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A familiar voice can be heard off screen, muttering to another out of frame figure about production issues with the show next week. It sounds like they’re saying something about animation? #LEW2Results
If Larry Tact's decent at strategy he'll evacuate before our match at #LEW2 . La Ciclòna warning is in effect, flee or be destroyed.
@tactilizingone.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@tactilizingone.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If Larry Tact's decent at strategy he'll evacuate before our match at #LEW2 . La Ciclòna warning is in effect, flee or be destroyed.
@tactilizingone.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@tactilizingone.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
This is bullshit. Someone stole my mask from my bag so wardrobe had to slap something together last minute, I could barely see shit.
@insurgentsia.bsky.social defeats @dani-mendez.bsky.social at 11:12 after yanking off her bedazzled mask and executing a rollup in the same motion. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is bullshit. Someone stole my mask from my bag so wardrobe had to slap something together last minute, I could barely see shit.
I never heard of Jon Bacchus, yet I know he can't handle the whirlwind of pain La Ciclòna brings. I bet he asked for this dumb match so he could hide his ugly face, but he can't stop me from exposing his mug to the world at #LEW1
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I never heard of Jon Bacchus, yet I know he can't handle the whirlwind of pain La Ciclòna brings. I bet he asked for this dumb match so he could hide his ugly face, but he can't stop me from exposing his mug to the world at #LEW1
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
We puttin in the bare minimum baybee!
@dani-mendez.bsky.social becomes the ninth name to join the Low Effort movement!
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We puttin in the bare minimum baybee!