Dani Daniels
@dani-daniels.bsky.social
Denver, Colorado. Serving up heaping spoonfuls of shitpost. Giver of no fucks. Queer AF. 🏳️🌈 Hugger of puppies. Favorite color = pink 🩷, fight me.
Meanwhile, Putin is all:
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Meanwhile, Putin is all:
I wonder if the meeting included a ‘happy ending’.
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wonder if the meeting included a ‘happy ending’.
I guess billionaires can be white trash too.
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I guess billionaires can be white trash too.
I woke up today hoping to become afraid of something else.
March 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I woke up today hoping to become afraid of something else.
And Vance is the Smoky Eyed Monster.
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And Vance is the Smoky Eyed Monster.
These days it feels like the American flag is getting fisted.
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
These days it feels like the American flag is getting fisted.
I was at the Stubbs show on 5/25/05. It must have been 1000 degrees and I was against the rail. Dresden Dolls opened and the crowd got really angsty. I seriously thought I was going to die that day. 10/10.
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I was at the Stubbs show on 5/25/05. It must have been 1000 degrees and I was against the rail. Dresden Dolls opened and the crowd got really angsty. I seriously thought I was going to die that day. 10/10.
Do not believe your eyes and ears. It must have been a different dumbass trying to climb through the House chamber door window.
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Do not believe your eyes and ears. It must have been a different dumbass trying to climb through the House chamber door window.
This is what happens when elections aren’t tampered with.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is what happens when elections aren’t tampered with.
“A Disney Disaster…” is the kind of headline to grab your attention, though the trash underneath lacks any sort of substantiation. To borrow the authors words, “…it’s sad.”
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“A Disney Disaster…” is the kind of headline to grab your attention, though the trash underneath lacks any sort of substantiation. To borrow the authors words, “…it’s sad.”
Maybe beloved amongst a subset of fanboys on Reddit.
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Maybe beloved amongst a subset of fanboys on Reddit.
Historically, Tiger hasn’t made the best life choices.
March 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Historically, Tiger hasn’t made the best life choices.
Tiger has made a few bad choices in his life.
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Tiger has made a few bad choices in his life.
Play stupid games…
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Play stupid games…
You can’t tell me this isn’t a cult.
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You can’t tell me this isn’t a cult.
MAGA only cares about dogs if they’re on the menu.
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MAGA only cares about dogs if they’re on the menu.
It’s a class war, not a culture war. With a net worth of over $70mil, don’t think for a second Chuck isn’t a part of that class.
March 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s a class war, not a culture war. With a net worth of over $70mil, don’t think for a second Chuck isn’t a part of that class.
It’s time to put Schumer to bed. Please take his seat!
March 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It’s time to put Schumer to bed. Please take his seat!
Chuck is about to get ratio’ed. 🍿
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chuck is about to get ratio’ed. 🍿