Dani Daniels
@dani-daniels.bsky.social
Denver, Colorado. Serving up heaping spoonfuls of shitpost. Giver of no fucks. Queer AF. 🏳️🌈 Hugger of puppies. Favorite color = pink 🩷, fight me.
Meanwhile, I’m over in the corner clutch-kneed and rocking back and forth while saying over and over, “don’t look at your 401k, don’t look at your 401k.”
April 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Meanwhile, I’m over in the corner clutch-kneed and rocking back and forth while saying over and over, “don’t look at your 401k, don’t look at your 401k.”
Meanwhile, Putin is all:
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Meanwhile, Putin is all:
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And history will repeat itself unless Republicans join us and stand up to these across the board tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
And history will repeat itself unless Republicans join us and stand up to these across the board tariffs.
I wonder if the meeting included a ‘happy ending’.
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wonder if the meeting included a ‘happy ending’.
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The government’s statement is a flex, not a confession of error. The important elements of the flex are these:
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration has acknowledged that it grabbed a Maryland father with protected status and mistakenly deported him to El Salvador—but claims that courts are powerless to order his return, @nickmiroff.bsky.social reports: theatln.tc/Bot5mE4O
An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison
The Trump administration says it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.
theatln.tc
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The government’s statement is a flex, not a confession of error. The important elements of the flex are these:
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
1. We send enemies to brutal foreign labor camps.
2. We decide who enemies are.
3. We may decide you are an enemy based on a secret informant, or our view of your tattoos.
/1
I guess billionaires can be white trash too.
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I guess billionaires can be white trash too.
I woke up today hoping to become afraid of something else.
March 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I woke up today hoping to become afraid of something else.
Sissy SpaceX 😂😂
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sissy SpaceX 😂😂
And Vance is the Smoky Eyed Monster.
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And Vance is the Smoky Eyed Monster.
These days it feels like the American flag is getting fisted.
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
These days it feels like the American flag is getting fisted.
I was at the Stubbs show on 5/25/05. It must have been 1000 degrees and I was against the rail. Dresden Dolls opened and the crowd got really angsty. I seriously thought I was going to die that day. 10/10.
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I was at the Stubbs show on 5/25/05. It must have been 1000 degrees and I was against the rail. Dresden Dolls opened and the crowd got really angsty. I seriously thought I was going to die that day. 10/10.
Do not believe your eyes and ears. It must have been a different dumbass trying to climb through the House chamber door window.
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Do not believe your eyes and ears. It must have been a different dumbass trying to climb through the House chamber door window.
This is what happens when elections aren’t tampered with.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is what happens when elections aren’t tampered with.
“A Disney Disaster…” is the kind of headline to grab your attention, though the trash underneath lacks any sort of substantiation. To borrow the authors words, “…it’s sad.”
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“A Disney Disaster…” is the kind of headline to grab your attention, though the trash underneath lacks any sort of substantiation. To borrow the authors words, “…it’s sad.”
Maybe beloved amongst a subset of fanboys on Reddit.
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Maybe beloved amongst a subset of fanboys on Reddit.
Historically, Tiger hasn’t made the best life choices.
March 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Historically, Tiger hasn’t made the best life choices.
Tiger has made a few bad choices in his life.
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Tiger has made a few bad choices in his life.
Play stupid games…
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Play stupid games…
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Vivian Wilson is Teen Vogue’s special issue cover star. The 20-year-old estranged daughter of Elon Musk discusses her modeling and TV aspirations, unusual extended family, and what she describes as the “cartoonishly evil” Trump admin. Read the full interview here: www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
March 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Vivian Wilson is Teen Vogue’s special issue cover star. The 20-year-old estranged daughter of Elon Musk discusses her modeling and TV aspirations, unusual extended family, and what she describes as the “cartoonishly evil” Trump admin. Read the full interview here: www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
You can’t tell me this isn’t a cult.
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You can’t tell me this isn’t a cult.
MAGA only cares about dogs if they’re on the menu.
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MAGA only cares about dogs if they’re on the menu.
It’s a class war, not a culture war. With a net worth of over $70mil, don’t think for a second Chuck isn’t a part of that class.
March 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s a class war, not a culture war. With a net worth of over $70mil, don’t think for a second Chuck isn’t a part of that class.
It’s time to put Schumer to bed. Please take his seat!
March 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It’s time to put Schumer to bed. Please take his seat!
Chuck is about to get ratio’ed. 🍿
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chuck is about to get ratio’ed. 🍿