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Dan Guy
@danguyf.fivesided.com
One who is much delighted in good company. Born last millennium and died several times since.

I do the web stuff for your favorite creatives.

flexible in spirit (pan) but less so in body (aging). he/him.
I had each of these, and I've been trying to go back ever since. The last good phone was the HTC Desire Z.
May 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ripped this down outside a Starbucks. smh
November 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I am not a number, I am a free man!
September 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
June 30, 2024 at 2:13 PM
November 17, 2023 at 12:57 PM
I had a realization earlier today and I don't know what to do with it. So I memed it to try to deal with the discomfort.
September 15, 2023 at 8:14 PM
August 25, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I think about this panel several times a week.
July 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Follow me, I look like this
July 13, 2023 at 2:35 AM
I found Carl. He got a Master Shake tattoo!
July 13, 2023 at 2:29 AM
This is what remote workers will look like in 2100
June 16, 2023 at 11:22 PM
We all agree that @pfrazee.com definitely edited the leftmost one to make it look more like a butt, right?
May 26, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Me dropping those Warner Brothers facts.
May 25, 2023 at 4:27 PM
FTFY
May 16, 2023 at 5:41 PM
If you recognize this image then you're probably starting to get mailings from AARP inviting you to join (and you're offended because retirement is decades away).
May 16, 2023 at 3:20 PM
May 16, 2023 at 1:33 AM
May 16, 2023 at 12:20 AM
May 15, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Four childhood influences that explain everything about you.
May 15, 2023 at 2:41 AM
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
May 15, 2023 at 12:04 AM
My mom raised this absolute dork in suspenders and also this other kid in jamms who grew up to own a hot barcade in LA (but hates when you call it a barcade).
May 14, 2023 at 8:39 PM
I am reminded of one of my favorite tweets of 2023.
May 14, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Best I can do is a horse that loves lo mein.
May 14, 2023 at 4:25 PM
He really is El Guapo.
May 14, 2023 at 4:17 PM