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Dan Guy
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One who is much delighted in good company. Born last millennium and died several times since.

I do the web stuff for your favorite creatives.

flexible in spirit (pan) but less so in body (aging). he/him.
I had each of these, and I've been trying to go back ever since. The last good phone was the HTC Desire Z.
May 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.
The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy.

These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.

If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I put on episode 1 of You season 5 last night and it started with a recap; there was stuff and characters that I'd never seen before and I thought, "Oh wow, they're not just doing a time skip, they are giving us a Scenes From Last Season for a season that they've skipped. This is brilliant"
April 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If only we had some kind of opposition party that was interested in recapturing southern and/or working-class votes who could go out and advocate for these people
After 14 tornadoes in 2 days Arkansas is asking for federal assistance — but Trump is saying no. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
April 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am the only contractor who got paid for the My So-Called Life DVD box set, which proved that there was a market for canceled "niche" shows and resulted in the owner/CEO of a chain of comic book and entertainment memorabilia stores going to federal prison for defrauding DHS.
April 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Not Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Firebombing a Jewish governor‘s house during Passover
- Doing a Sieg Hitler salute
- Eating dinner with neo-Nazis

Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Saying Israelis and Palestinians deserve rights and dignity
- Using freedom of speech on campus
April 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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We should do more experiments to see if this is true. And then more to check those findings. And
April 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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One way of looking at Trumpism is, it’s not a coherent program it itself, but a matter of removing constraints from all the little tyrants - cops, bosses, right-wing governors, patriarchal fathers - who already exist throughout the country.
April 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Retailers should post the Trump Tariffs as an additional sales tax.

Cost xx.xx
Sales tax. xx.xx
Trump Tariff xx.xx
___________________
TOTAL $ XXX.XX
April 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Bates: He inherited an economy that was the best-performing in the world. But in just two months, he’s crashing that economy with the biggest tax increase on middle-class families in 50 years—raising the prices he promised he would lower, and breaking his number one promise to them.
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My 401k is down $15k since "Liberation Day". #liberatedfromretirement
April 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A few weeks ago, someone was saying that we needed to tank Tesla's stock so hard that Sissy SpaceX's loans become unworkable. Little did I know that Trumpelthinskin would do it for us!
April 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Dear USA,

Please look at Korea and follow their example. Impeach your bad leaders.

Thanks!
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April 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Guy worth $340B spending $25M in WI is like the median American worker who makes $39,982/year spending $2.94.

Meaning—a $5 cup of coffee has a greater financial impact on a working American than $25M did on a maniac billionaire.

This is how democracies collapse.

TAX BILLIONAIRES OUT OF EXISTENCE.
April 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I know it’s obvious and everyone has pointed this out but the richest man in the world is giving out million dollar checks to buy an election and also going “watch out: there’s a rich guy trying to influence this election!”
“Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Me Works for George Soros: An Airhead Rightwinger’s Guide to Political Debate”
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Drumpf was a Russian agent, what would he be doing differently?
March 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Like most of the DOGE cuts, this is a good idea if:

a) you have no idea how anything works, you're so profoundly ignorant you're not even aware of what to consider when deciding if an idea is good or bad but you like firing people; or

b) you simply hate America and do not want it to succeed.
NEW: Trump cuts are threatening a standards laboratory who's work on atomic spectra undergirds the entire modern economy.

The lab is run by just seven federal employees who have been paying out-of-pocket for their own coffee since 1973.

www.npr.org/2025/03/26/n...
Trump cuts threaten measurement lab critical for advanced chips and medical devices
The Atomic Spectroscopy Group provides standardized measurements used across wide swaths of science and industry. The Trump administration plans to cut it.
www.npr.org
March 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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On the left: Hegseth's message.

On the right: the applicable CENTCOM classification guide provisions.

This is all very plainly classified at the SECRET level.

They all lied. They should all lose their jobs.
March 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
MAY violate? 100% does violate the Federal Records Act.
Two things beyond the weirdness of accidentally leaking warplans

- You are not supposed to talk about classified information outside of a strict, secure, approved infrastructure. Signal is not part of this infrastructure.

- The messages were set to autodelete, which may violate records laws.
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I mean, on the yearly security clearance training, transmitting classified info on an unclass network is specifically called out as a violation resulting in revocation of clearance and serious federal charges.

But I guess that’s just for us peons.
March 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM