Dan Gutenberg
@dangute.bsky.social
Humor writer from Ann Arbor, Michigan, with work featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and Weekly Humorist, among other outlets.
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Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
You’re Hearing About My Dream Whether You Like It or Not
Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
www.pointsincase.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
Thanks to @jamesfolta.com and @lukevburns.bsky.social for the feature in "A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #398"
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Old-Timey Ballplayer Or Indie Band?
#23. Buttercup Dickerson
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July 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thanks to @jamesfolta.com and @lukevburns.bsky.social for the feature in "A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #398"
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Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
Spend $10 on Cigarettes, Get $500 in Bonus Cigarettes on Us
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
www.pointsincase.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
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Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons?
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
www.pointsincase.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
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After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.
Your Middle Schooler’s “Youth in Government” Field Trip Itinerary
After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.
www.pointsincase.com
March 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.
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"Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98. Which of the following was his last recorded statement?"
New York Times News Quiz, ca. 2045
1 of 11: Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98...
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January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98. Which of the following was his last recorded statement?"
Happy Friday! Here's a NYT News Quiz 20 years down the road! DM me for answers www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...
New York Times News Quiz, ca. 2045
1 of 11: Former President Donald J. Trump, the first U.S. president to serve during a Civil War since Abraham Lincoln in 1861, died this week at 98...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Happy Friday! Here's a NYT News Quiz 20 years down the road! DM me for answers www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...