dangpeck.bsky.social
@dangpeck.bsky.social
Patch pleading for food she's not allowed to eat:
May 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tom Emmer is a bootlicking choad.
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ugh, I fell for it!
April 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Schumer's weekly calendar:
S: Pretend to have a backbone
M: Pretend to have principles
T: Capitulate
W: Capitulate
TH: Suggest you might not Capitulate
F: Capitulate
S: Hide
March 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Does the pipe organ work? Can you jam some Boston tunes on it?
March 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Phenomenal work getting Tim Russert on the record!
March 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
almost choked on my water when I got to this line: Elon Musk has four jobs (Twitter, SpaceX, destroying the government illegally, and Tesla).
March 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
On Halloween night many years ago a woman knocked on my door and handed me the Halloween Chick tract instead of accepting candy. She never said a word, just handed me the booklet and left.
Not a great sales pitch, tbh.
March 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted
March 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM