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Dan G
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Naarm / Melbourne, Australia
Well this place is no fun!
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
#Overheard on the train on the way home: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with yellow”.

And that’s an energy I can totally get behind! ⭐️
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It's official.

AI is indeed making people stupider.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Are we living in a golden age of stupidity?
From brain-rotting videos to AI creep, every technological advance seems to make it harder to work, remember, think and function independently …
www.theguardian.com
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A disturbing trend is the decline in how frontline staff act despite being customer-facing.

Engaging in office gossip, bitching and the like with coworkers while customers are within earshot (or are waiting for service).

That’s why I have no trouble using the self-service checkouts.
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Victoria's roads *ARE* a hazard.

They should just put a single enormous "Rough Surface" sign at the border and be done with it.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Just 1 per cent of state's road damage compensation claims approved
New data obtained by the ABC under Freedom of Information laws show the majority of claims for compensation by drivers encountering hazards on Victorian roads are being rejected.
www.abc.net.au
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me too, Steve. Me too.
He's trying his bset
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ME: I really need to do more to manage my risk factors for cardiac health.

ALSO ME: Ohh look, cookie!
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The fact that LinkedIn go to such great lengths to make it incredibly difficult to find how much LinkedIn Premium costs...

...tells you everything you need to know about how much LinkedIn Premium costs.
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let the beat control your body

#lyricoftheday #lotd
September 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone needs to undertake research to ascertain the connection between the cost and prestige of a car brand, and the prevalence of safety defects.. such as defective indicators and speedometers.
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who needs to read and write when you can dance and sing…?

#lyricoftheday #lotd #hairspray
August 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Reposted by Dan G
The question we should all be asking ourselves.

#MetroTrains #RSW2025
August 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I poop, therefore I am.
August 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@microsoft.com : “AI will absolutely not take anybody’s jobs!!”

Also Microsoft :
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#TIL

In England, the man charged with looking after King Charles III’s private income - the Keeper of the Privvy Purse - is James Chalmers.

Here in Australia (at the time of writing), the Keeper of the Public Purse is Jim Chalmers.
a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Never understood the idea of Christmas in July. Like half-a-year from December 25th is in late June, so.

Hey look, it's almost late June! 🎁
June 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Tell all your friends! 🥳
Adding the word ‘fucking’ to your Google search query disables the unwanted AI summary at the top of the results page.
June 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This is your first annual reminder that a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on LinkedIn means something very different to a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on Scruff.
May 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sounds like a certain Administration 🤔
During the reign of various Chinese dynasties, the formal ranks of emperor’s consorts included Courtier of Miscellaneous Uses, Lady of Sufficient Splendidness and Lady of Mediocre Talent.
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Andor. Perfection.

That is all.
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I was today years old when I discovered that young Elton John, in Rocketman, was played by Heartstopper heartthrob Kit Connor.
May 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Can confirm that “Monday” is an adjective.

Them: “Morning! How are you?”

Me: “Monday”
May 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would watch the heck out of this. Someone please make it happen.

(Borrowed from, err, elsewhere - but because we do the Right Thing™ here on Bluesky, here's the link: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...)
May 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The only problem with democracy (true democracy) is ...

NONE of these asshats should run the country

#auspol #australiavotes #election2025
May 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The comments, tho 👀
The SBS show plans to have a diverse set of voices debating the real issue this election.

Read more: chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
April 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM