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“BlueSky isn’t a joke site, you don’t use it to sway elections or spread White Nationalism, like Twitter. ITS NOT LIKE TWITTER.”
That’s cool! Does the app load quickly? #ITYSL
That’s cool! Does the app load quickly? #ITYSL
10 years of “thoughts and prayers” for students, teachers, gay night club attendees, concert goers, theater patrons, unarmed black men, SLEEPING BLACK WOMEN….but we’re gonna get a civil war over one Charlie Kirk aren’t we?
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
10 years of “thoughts and prayers” for students, teachers, gay night club attendees, concert goers, theater patrons, unarmed black men, SLEEPING BLACK WOMEN….but we’re gonna get a civil war over one Charlie Kirk aren’t we?
“Don’t be the last American without a gun!”
-The Gun Store
-The Gun Store
September 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Don’t be the last American without a gun!”
-The Gun Store
-The Gun Store
CNN: “Sales jumped! Tr*mp tariffs are working!”
That same CNN article: “adjusting for inflation [triggered by Tr*mp’s tariffs] sales were actually just barely above the .2% economists projected.”
That same CNN article: “adjusting for inflation [triggered by Tr*mp’s tariffs] sales were actually just barely above the .2% economists projected.”
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CNN: “Sales jumped! Tr*mp tariffs are working!”
That same CNN article: “adjusting for inflation [triggered by Tr*mp’s tariffs] sales were actually just barely above the .2% economists projected.”
That same CNN article: “adjusting for inflation [triggered by Tr*mp’s tariffs] sales were actually just barely above the .2% economists projected.”
MAGA is confusing 86 for 187. One is the police code for murder and should be taken as a threat. The other means “we’re out of onion rings for tonight but it’s fine because we have more coming on the truck tomorrow, no need to call the Secret Service or anything.”
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
MAGA is confusing 86 for 187. One is the police code for murder and should be taken as a threat. The other means “we’re out of onion rings for tonight but it’s fine because we have more coming on the truck tomorrow, no need to call the Secret Service or anything.”
A week ago we said “in a week he’ll do something completely batshit to distract from Hegseth.” This is that thing…and I haven’t heard anything thing about Hegseth in days.
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A week ago we said “in a week he’ll do something completely batshit to distract from Hegseth.” This is that thing…and I haven’t heard anything thing about Hegseth in days.
Lookin good, banana breath!
February 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lookin good, banana breath!
In, oh, 60-70 years, the rich will artlessly pivot from climate change denial to “the Tesla Corp can sell you a habitable environment…on Mars! At an exclusive price point accessible only to ALL the worst people.” And leave the poor here to boil on this withered husk.
February 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In, oh, 60-70 years, the rich will artlessly pivot from climate change denial to “the Tesla Corp can sell you a habitable environment…on Mars! At an exclusive price point accessible only to ALL the worst people.” And leave the poor here to boil on this withered husk.
These people are now in charge.
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February 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
These people are now in charge.
The drugs come through (not from) Mexico but let’s be very clear: the USA is the country with a “drug problem.”
February 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The drugs come through (not from) Mexico but let’s be very clear: the USA is the country with a “drug problem.”
Trump’s got middle school drop-outs convinced they’re smarter than macroeconomic experts, mechanics convinced they’re smarter than MD’s, and Steelers fans convinced they’re smarter than Mike Tomlin and the Rooney du jour. TRUST EXPERTS GOD DAMMIT.
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trump’s got middle school drop-outs convinced they’re smarter than macroeconomic experts, mechanics convinced they’re smarter than MD’s, and Steelers fans convinced they’re smarter than Mike Tomlin and the Rooney du jour. TRUST EXPERTS GOD DAMMIT.
Every other long snapper: “you literally are not allowed to TOUCH me or I’ll crumble to dust”
Our long snapper: “I will fight your entire offensive line. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WIZ”
#Steelers
Our long snapper: “I will fight your entire offensive line. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WIZ”
#Steelers
January 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every other long snapper: “you literally are not allowed to TOUCH me or I’ll crumble to dust”
Our long snapper: “I will fight your entire offensive line. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WIZ”
#Steelers
Our long snapper: “I will fight your entire offensive line. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WIZ”
#Steelers
I will only adopt…three more cats…today.
December 31, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I will only adopt…three more cats…today.
Oh my god, he admit it!
December 31, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Oh my god, he admit it!
Three weeks ago #Steelers fans were saying: “We GOTTA find a way to keep Dan Moore!” Enough were saying it that beat writers had to put out columns about how it couldn’t happen. 26 days later the sky is falling. And on fire.
December 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Three weeks ago #Steelers fans were saying: “We GOTTA find a way to keep Dan Moore!” Enough were saying it that beat writers had to put out columns about how it couldn’t happen. 26 days later the sky is falling. And on fire.
My mom’s husband had a heart attack Thanksgiving-ish. The hospital said he only had a 50/50 shot to make it through that first night, even longer odds of waking up, a strong possibility of brain damage…he came home today with a walker but cracking jokes. Merry Christmas to all.
December 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
My mom’s husband had a heart attack Thanksgiving-ish. The hospital said he only had a 50/50 shot to make it through that first night, even longer odds of waking up, a strong possibility of brain damage…he came home today with a walker but cracking jokes. Merry Christmas to all.
A cat-related accident destroyed the 30-year-old tree topper I had as a baby (not unlike my dresser) so now Ronnie has taken his rightful place #itysl
December 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
A cat-related accident destroyed the 30-year-old tree topper I had as a baby (not unlike my dresser) so now Ronnie has taken his rightful place #itysl
This little dinger just nailed a 20-foot field goal. The World Record for a paper football field goal is 30 ft 0.2 inches. I’m coming for that ass, Kenny Presley.
December 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
This little dinger just nailed a 20-foot field goal. The World Record for a paper football field goal is 30 ft 0.2 inches. I’m coming for that ass, Kenny Presley.
Me on Monday morning vs me on Friday morning
December 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Me on Monday morning vs me on Friday morning
Put me on the jury; I’m impartial like Penny Marshall.
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Put me on the jury; I’m impartial like Penny Marshall.
Good looking out, TikTok, I don’t want to die. I just don’t want my final thought to be: “I should have taken that old Romani lady seriously when she dragged a gnarled finger across my Dungarees and said, ‘wetter.’”
December 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Good looking out, TikTok, I don’t want to die. I just don’t want my final thought to be: “I should have taken that old Romani lady seriously when she dragged a gnarled finger across my Dungarees and said, ‘wetter.’”
Vegas has the O/U at 1.5 nights until Atticus topples the tree. Smash that under; the Orange is strong with this cat.
December 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Vegas has the O/U at 1.5 nights until Atticus topples the tree. Smash that under; the Orange is strong with this cat.
In three hours, 13 minutes I’ll be the first one out of the parking lot, peeling out of the parking lot blaring 3stacks on my radio #itysl
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December 13, 2024 at 6:18 PM
In three hours, 13 minutes I’ll be the first one out of the parking lot, peeling out of the parking lot blaring 3stacks on my radio #itysl
Mlem mlem
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Mlem mlem
Seeing a lot of people giving Trump credit for the Gaza “cease fire.” You guys know Netanyahu is just holding off til January when Trump assured him the US will not interfere in whatever atrocities he wants to commit, right?
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Seeing a lot of people giving Trump credit for the Gaza “cease fire.” You guys know Netanyahu is just holding off til January when Trump assured him the US will not interfere in whatever atrocities he wants to commit, right?
If gift-giver’s anxiety season again 😣
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
If gift-giver’s anxiety season again 😣