Mikeymike
@dangermike.bsky.social
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Homepride man hater.
Homepride man hater.
I feel that anecdote in my soul.
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel that anecdote in my soul.
*please continue with ‘you’re’. Don’t try and correct other people’s grammer if you don’t know how words are spelled.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*please continue with ‘you’re’. Don’t try and correct other people’s grammer if you don’t know how words are spelled.
Follow your leader, or hang around in a petrol station both of these outcomes are a success.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Follow your leader, or hang around in a petrol station both of these outcomes are a success.
Clearly you’ve never been to County Durham.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Clearly you’ve never been to County Durham.
Mandatory volunteering is an oxymoron and because you strike me as someone who doesn’t understand words, here are the dictionary definitions of all three:
![oxymoron
noun [C] • LANGUAGE • specialized
UK"* /,ok.si'mo..ron/ us** /.a:k.si'mo.r.a.n/
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two words or phrases used together that have, or seem to have, opposite meanings:
• The very notion of an entrepreneurial company man is an oxymoron.
• For most of the nineteenth century, scholars treated "medieval science" as an
oxymoron.
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• There is a metropolitan belief that rural retail therapy is an oxymoron.
• The whole concept of the music industry is an oxymoron.
• That monster is reality television, which hardly anyone seems to have realized is an oxymoron.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w3kny76pvkomvdg2u5jwwkzl/bafkreibe7jdxkleegw35vwaql3i4gio3y6ujzgice4gghljt62pgo626qy@jpeg)
![volunteer
noun [ C]
UK 4) /vol.anta'/ Us* / va: lan'tir/
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B2)
a person who does something, especially helping other people, willingly and without being forced or paid to do it:
• The health clinic is relying on volunteers to run the office and answer the phones.
• Since it would be a highly dangerous mission, the Lieutenant asked for volunteers.
• It's a volunteer army with no paid professionals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w3kny76pvkomvdg2u5jwwkzl/bafkreidtejvpc5mainpeecqismy25hrydrn65fx3c6e6ynqdhkfkxmv6y4@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mandatory volunteering is an oxymoron and because you strike me as someone who doesn’t understand words, here are the dictionary definitions of all three:
I’m leaning into the ignorant rather than thick. Ignorance is a choice when all the information is out there, and that’s a lot worse.
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m leaning into the ignorant rather than thick. Ignorance is a choice when all the information is out there, and that’s a lot worse.
It’s more expensive than not means testing and often leads to vulnerable people not getting benefits they’re entitled to, due to bureaucratic errors.
Anyone in favour of it is a doofus at best.
Anyone in favour of it is a doofus at best.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s more expensive than not means testing and often leads to vulnerable people not getting benefits they’re entitled to, due to bureaucratic errors.
Anyone in favour of it is a doofus at best.
Anyone in favour of it is a doofus at best.
The Kirsty Allsopp who likes to eat wireless headphones?
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Kirsty Allsopp who likes to eat wireless headphones?
The worlds first Means Testing enthusiast bot.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The worlds first Means Testing enthusiast bot.
Oh, that’s fantastic. Thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh, that’s fantastic. Thank you!
I read somewhere that a higher proportion of students, stay in the city than any other university in the UK.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I read somewhere that a higher proportion of students, stay in the city than any other university in the UK.
It’s called cheese on toast.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s called cheese on toast.
They still use fax machines in Suffolk.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They still use fax machines in Suffolk.
We were there this afternoon too!
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We were there this afternoon too!
Utterly pavemented.
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Utterly pavemented.
Sure, or they could just tell me in the job advertisement, so I know at a glance if it’s worth my time applying.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sure, or they could just tell me in the job advertisement, so I know at a glance if it’s worth my time applying.