Mikeymike
@dangermike.bsky.social
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Homepride man hater.
Homepride man hater.
Mandatory volunteering is an oxymoron and because you strike me as someone who doesn’t understand words, here are the dictionary definitions of all three:
![oxymoron
noun [C] • LANGUAGE • specialized
UK"* /,ok.si'mo..ron/ us** /.a:k.si'mo.r.a.n/
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two words or phrases used together that have, or seem to have, opposite meanings:
• The very notion of an entrepreneurial company man is an oxymoron.
• For most of the nineteenth century, scholars treated "medieval science" as an
oxymoron.
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• There is a metropolitan belief that rural retail therapy is an oxymoron.
• The whole concept of the music industry is an oxymoron.
• That monster is reality television, which hardly anyone seems to have realized is an oxymoron.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w3kny76pvkomvdg2u5jwwkzl/bafkreibe7jdxkleegw35vwaql3i4gio3y6ujzgice4gghljt62pgo626qy@jpeg)
![volunteer
noun [ C]
UK 4) /vol.anta'/ Us* / va: lan'tir/
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B2)
a person who does something, especially helping other people, willingly and without being forced or paid to do it:
• The health clinic is relying on volunteers to run the office and answer the phones.
• Since it would be a highly dangerous mission, the Lieutenant asked for volunteers.
• It's a volunteer army with no paid professionals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w3kny76pvkomvdg2u5jwwkzl/bafkreidtejvpc5mainpeecqismy25hrydrn65fx3c6e6ynqdhkfkxmv6y4@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mandatory volunteering is an oxymoron and because you strike me as someone who doesn’t understand words, here are the dictionary definitions of all three:
I am genuinely lucky to live in a city as nice as this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am genuinely lucky to live in a city as nice as this.
We were there this afternoon too!
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We were there this afternoon too!
I bought a very cool art print in Phoenix.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I bought a very cool art print in Phoenix.
Oh, happy partially muscled skeleton day, to all who celebrate!
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh, happy partially muscled skeleton day, to all who celebrate!
Haha, I saw the same shirt in the queue to see them in the Summer.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Haha, I saw the same shirt in the queue to see them in the Summer.
Imagine this guy but slightly older and on a raw meat, low veg diet.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Imagine this guy but slightly older and on a raw meat, low veg diet.
‘Waaaah, a woman was condescending to me online! That is insulting to someone as important as me!’
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
‘Waaaah, a woman was condescending to me online! That is insulting to someone as important as me!’
Guess what I’m having for lunch? 🍜🍽️🥚🍳
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Guess what I’m having for lunch? 🍜🍽️🥚🍳
Oh, happy Circulatory System Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, happy Circulatory System Day to all who celebrate!
I do not dig the writing of Charles Dickens.
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I do not dig the writing of Charles Dickens.
Honestly, this shit is rad.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Honestly, this shit is rad.
I went to the Phoenix museum of art
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I went to the Phoenix museum of art
That Arizona sunset
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That Arizona sunset
I found a cute little bar in downtown Phoenix.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I found a cute little bar in downtown Phoenix.
I actually went to Rich’s wedding in the summer
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I actually went to Rich’s wedding in the summer