I just remembered that That Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was a real show that really existed.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I just remembered that That Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was a real show that really existed.
how is there not a survival game based on Lost
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
how is there not a survival game based on Lost
My stomach gurgled at the exact same time as I started an annoying empty voicemail and I though I was being contacted by things beyond the reasoning of mortal minds from outside the confines of that which we think of time and space reaching out to me from the unknowable between, separating universes
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My stomach gurgled at the exact same time as I started an annoying empty voicemail and I though I was being contacted by things beyond the reasoning of mortal minds from outside the confines of that which we think of time and space reaching out to me from the unknowable between, separating universes
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OpenAI monetized the Eliza Effect, and doesn't care if it kills people
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
OpenAI monetized the Eliza Effect, and doesn't care if it kills people
Ok, it’s finally time to let you in on the conspiracy. We used to do this with newspapers but controlling the Bluesky algorithm is easier.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ok, it’s finally time to let you in on the conspiracy. We used to do this with newspapers but controlling the Bluesky algorithm is easier.
I apologize for the corporeo-centric language in my previous skeet. I’m very appreciative of everyone informing me that instead of using “brains” I should have used the more inclusive terms “consciousness containing material vessel” or “meat computer” instead
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I apologize for the corporeo-centric language in my previous skeet. I’m very appreciative of everyone informing me that instead of using “brains” I should have used the more inclusive terms “consciousness containing material vessel” or “meat computer” instead
I cast Detect Thoughts
DM: Ok, surface level thoughts or are you going deeper?
Just the surface level. I don’t want them to have a chance to notice us.
DM: I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
DM: Ok, surface level thoughts or are you going deeper?
Just the surface level. I don’t want them to have a chance to notice us.
DM: I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I cast Detect Thoughts
DM: Ok, surface level thoughts or are you going deeper?
Just the surface level. I don’t want them to have a chance to notice us.
DM: I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
DM: Ok, surface level thoughts or are you going deeper?
Just the surface level. I don’t want them to have a chance to notice us.
DM: I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS
Pro DM tip: ALWAYS punish your players for using detect thoughts, not because it’s morally dubious but because conscious beings have fucked up things pop into their brains all the time and that’s just good immersion
August 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Pro DM tip: ALWAYS punish your players for using detect thoughts, not because it’s morally dubious but because conscious beings have fucked up things pop into their brains all the time and that’s just good immersion
Reverse Iron Chef: instead of giving professional food creators a full kitchen and a special ingredient you put them in a single guy’s apartment and hope they have a clean pot.
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reverse Iron Chef: instead of giving professional food creators a full kitchen and a special ingredient you put them in a single guy’s apartment and hope they have a clean pot.
lifted trucks are just penny farthing bicycles change my mind
August 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
lifted trucks are just penny farthing bicycles change my mind
i wonder if i could mind meld with crows if i give them acid
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i wonder if i could mind meld with crows if i give them acid
i’m really bummed that Betelgeuse isn’t going to explode
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i’m really bummed that Betelgeuse isn’t going to explode
are you saying that I don’t need to maintain a list of everyone i’ve ever met and all the reasons they probably hate me
huh.
huh.
July 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
are you saying that I don’t need to maintain a list of everyone i’ve ever met and all the reasons they probably hate me
huh.
huh.
therapy is cool and all but have you ever thought about creating a society that didn’t need professional support to live in
July 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
therapy is cool and all but have you ever thought about creating a society that didn’t need professional support to live in
the next time someone asks me for my sign i’m going to tell them that i’m a millennial/gen-x cusp with gen-z rising
July 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the next time someone asks me for my sign i’m going to tell them that i’m a millennial/gen-x cusp with gen-z rising
also if you’re a shadowy cabal working in my best interests I’d love to help 🫶
July 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
also if you’re a shadowy cabal working in my best interests I’d love to help 🫶
How do I stop my place neurons from dumping my context when I walk through a door. God damnit why did I come in here
July 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How do I stop my place neurons from dumping my context when I walk through a door. God damnit why did I come in here
if someone came to me and said, i want you to be part of an ethically dubious experiment with AI and psilocybin i would be aroused 24/7
July 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
if someone came to me and said, i want you to be part of an ethically dubious experiment with AI and psilocybin i would be aroused 24/7
The last time we did AI was in the ‘60s and everyone was doing LSD all the time. But this time? Nothing.
Where are all the ethically dubious psychedelic AI experiments? Why is no one conversing with AI in a sensory deprivation tank? Has anyone even *tried* writing drugs for AI???
Where are all the ethically dubious psychedelic AI experiments? Why is no one conversing with AI in a sensory deprivation tank? Has anyone even *tried* writing drugs for AI???
July 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The last time we did AI was in the ‘60s and everyone was doing LSD all the time. But this time? Nothing.
Where are all the ethically dubious psychedelic AI experiments? Why is no one conversing with AI in a sensory deprivation tank? Has anyone even *tried* writing drugs for AI???
Where are all the ethically dubious psychedelic AI experiments? Why is no one conversing with AI in a sensory deprivation tank? Has anyone even *tried* writing drugs for AI???
Is good writing just spewing your thoughts and then editing?
July 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is good writing just spewing your thoughts and then editing?
I have a friend who’s part of an indie game studio. They have a game coming out and it’s not my usual thing, but I’m obviously gonna buy it when it comes out. “Yeah, I’ll throw him five bucks when it comes out”, I thought. But what if it costs more? Would I pay twenty bucks for his game?
July 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have a friend who’s part of an indie game studio. They have a game coming out and it’s not my usual thing, but I’m obviously gonna buy it when it comes out. “Yeah, I’ll throw him five bucks when it comes out”, I thought. But what if it costs more? Would I pay twenty bucks for his game?
How did google mess up their algorithm so bad that they’re giving me Resident Testimonial | Chateau Retirement Communities LLC? They should know I’m never going to be able to retire. They’ve seen my credit report.
July 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How did google mess up their algorithm so bad that they’re giving me Resident Testimonial | Chateau Retirement Communities LLC? They should know I’m never going to be able to retire. They’ve seen my credit report.
@metallica.com why aren’t you suing the Als like you did your fans! #sellouts
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@metallica.com why aren’t you suing the Als like you did your fans! #sellouts
Object oriented programming was invented by the Illuminati to stall the progress of computer science
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Object oriented programming was invented by the Illuminati to stall the progress of computer science