TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!

I'd like to be the sort of person who would be cool with it, but I KNOW that if a bunch of Muppets showed up at my house I would absolutely lose my patience

Okay we're on mango seed number FOUR, this time trying the damp paper towel in a bag method. This process has me questioning what the fuck disperses mangos coz it feels like they don't WANT the seed to come out

As always, thinking about what kind of candy aliens would eat

Time to bring branches inside