Dan Ewen
@danewen.bsky.social
Writer, producer, straight-edge vegan from Athens, GA. "Clean Slate" on Prime. Paramount's DEAR SANTA.
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Dan Ewen
@danewen.bsky.social
· Mar 19
When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.
Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.
Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.
My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?
Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.
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It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
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When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.
Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.
Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.
Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."
When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.
Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.
This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.
September 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.
It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.
September 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.
Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.
September 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.
Ugh. Still no word from the studios about my all-monkey Western. Was hoping to have Unforgibbon in production by now.
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ugh. Still no word from the studios about my all-monkey Western. Was hoping to have Unforgibbon in production by now.
My Facebook feed is like, "Sure, the American experiment is over, but have a little fun with it."
August 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My Facebook feed is like, "Sure, the American experiment is over, but have a little fun with it."
Been dealing with Safelite for a windshield crack and let me tell you, if they weren't already sick of customers singing "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to them, they are now.
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Been dealing with Safelite for a windshield crack and let me tell you, if they weren't already sick of customers singing "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to them, they are now.
I instilled a fierce anti-bullying streak in my children. It has profoundly baffled them to watch the President force every sector of America to be more cruel to the marginalized. If you wanted this, fuck yourself.
August 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I instilled a fierce anti-bullying streak in my children. It has profoundly baffled them to watch the President force every sector of America to be more cruel to the marginalized. If you wanted this, fuck yourself.
One thing is for sure, the Los Angeles Olympics will be very festive and normal.
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
One thing is for sure, the Los Angeles Olympics will be very festive and normal.
Great to wake up to this honor from @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy. If you are in need of some light, we would love for you to give us a gander over on @primevideo.bsky.social.
August 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Great to wake up to this honor from @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy. If you are in need of some light, we would love for you to give us a gander over on @primevideo.bsky.social.
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Y'all hungry for gumbo made with hope, love and laughter? Please check out @lavernecox.bsky.social and yours truly in "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social. Just named Prime's top show of the year so far by @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy and whatnot.
www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...
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5 Best Prime Video Shows of 2025 So Far, Ranked
Amazon Prime Video has released some great new dramas, comedies and reality shows since January 2025 — but which ones are the best?
www.usmagazine.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Y'all hungry for gumbo made with hope, love and laughter? Please check out @lavernecox.bsky.social and yours truly in "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social. Just named Prime's top show of the year so far by @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy and whatnot.
www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...
www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...
"Why did the nature writer send their manuscript to every publisher in the world?... They were just being Thoreau... Anyway folks, we've lost power in both engines. Please brace for a crash landing."
August 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"Why did the nature writer send their manuscript to every publisher in the world?... They were just being Thoreau... Anyway folks, we've lost power in both engines. Please brace for a crash landing."