Dan Donnelly
@dandonnelly.ca
Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic.
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
Spoiler: you open it
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Spoiler: you open it
The 'cut sleeve' is a Chinese idiom for homosexuality referring to an episode where Emperor Ai of Han cut off the sleeve of his gown rather than wake his sleeping lover Dong Xian.
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
August 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The 'cut sleeve' is a Chinese idiom for homosexuality referring to an episode where Emperor Ai of Han cut off the sleeve of his gown rather than wake his sleeping lover Dong Xian.
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Creator: Great news, Mom, my pilot got picked up!
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
August 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Creator: Great news, Mom, my pilot got picked up!
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Why did HBO cast a 30-year-old lesbian as Harry Potter?
July 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why did HBO cast a 30-year-old lesbian as Harry Potter?
Popes may be celibate, but they clearly know what it's like to be married.
July 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Popes may be celibate, but they clearly know what it's like to be married.
I think they misspelled 'Reich'
June 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think they misspelled 'Reich'
June 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I would call Pavel Durov daddy for way less than $131m
June 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I would call Pavel Durov daddy for way less than $131m
June 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every brand and corporation cynically adopting a Pride logo in June vs Metamucil just quietly serving the community all year long
June 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every brand and corporation cynically adopting a Pride logo in June vs Metamucil just quietly serving the community all year long
Brb heading to 1650 so I can finally buy a house
June 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Brb heading to 1650 so I can finally buy a house
Is it just me or does this poster make it look like someone tried to make Game of Thrones with hobbits?
May 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is it just me or does this poster make it look like someone tried to make Game of Thrones with hobbits?
Directors and cinematographers, please stop doing the 'eye light' thing unless you're specifically making fun of it (like Morticia). Whatever effect it's supposed to have has been completely supplanted by 'you are watching a movie right now', breaking immersion by drawing attention to artifice
May 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Directors and cinematographers, please stop doing the 'eye light' thing unless you're specifically making fun of it (like Morticia). Whatever effect it's supposed to have has been completely supplanted by 'you are watching a movie right now', breaking immersion by drawing attention to artifice
April 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Nobody:
Temu: Hey want this nosehair trimmer that makes you look like you're too dumb to use a vape????
Temu: Hey want this nosehair trimmer that makes you look like you're too dumb to use a vape????
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nobody:
Temu: Hey want this nosehair trimmer that makes you look like you're too dumb to use a vape????
Temu: Hey want this nosehair trimmer that makes you look like you're too dumb to use a vape????
These reel suggestions make it look like Jamie is suddenly awakening to the appeal of the 20%
April 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
These reel suggestions make it look like Jamie is suddenly awakening to the appeal of the 20%
I was all prepared to go viral for being the villain who refused to give up his reserved window seat for the family with two screaming toddlers who chose to inconvenience others rather than pay the fee to reserve their seats together but I just got the only empty row on a full flight instead oh well
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I was all prepared to go viral for being the villain who refused to give up his reserved window seat for the family with two screaming toddlers who chose to inconvenience others rather than pay the fee to reserve their seats together but I just got the only empty row on a full flight instead oh well
Am I the only one disappointed this was physicists and not entomologists?
March 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Am I the only one disappointed this was physicists and not entomologists?
Given the current climate I would like to point out that I am not the Daniel K. Donnelly who wrote CanAmerican Union Now! (Toronto: Griffin, 1978).
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Given the current climate I would like to point out that I am not the Daniel K. Donnelly who wrote CanAmerican Union Now! (Toronto: Griffin, 1978).
February 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM