Dan Donnelly
@dandonnelly.ca
Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic.
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
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Looking for something to do in #Toronto between @bluejays.com games this week?
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Looking for something to do in #Toronto between @bluejays.com games this week?
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Somehow Facebook has decided I'm interested in a group called 'LA Roommate Search!!!' despite that being a city I have not lived in since 2002 and from what I can tell it's just a bunch of the worst people in existence who think they can save on rent by being hot
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Somehow Facebook has decided I'm interested in a group called 'LA Roommate Search!!!' despite that being a city I have not lived in since 2002 and from what I can tell it's just a bunch of the worst people in existence who think they can save on rent by being hot
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
Come see me do my best Hitchcock impression and a bunch of other spooky stuff!
Our annual Halloween Special is coming up Oct 30 at the John Candy Box Theatre! Watch the Crypt Keepers take on the Scream Queens and enjoy some free candy from our unmarked van!
Tickets at secondcity.com!
Tickets at secondcity.com!
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Come see me do my best Hitchcock impression and a bunch of other spooky stuff!
Petition to more accurately rename pizza bagels verkakte focaccia
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Petition to more accurately rename pizza bagels verkakte focaccia
The upside of playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is they fly you private so you don't have to pay a fee on your 180-lb suitcase
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The upside of playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is they fly you private so you don't have to pay a fee on your 180-lb suitcase
Spoiler: you open it
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Spoiler: you open it
Yeah, but wait'll you hear about ADvilHD
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, but wait'll you hear about ADvilHD
Remember when techno dystopia was Terminator or Blade Runner or the Matrix and not having to tell Adobe Acrobat that no, you don't need a fucking AI summary of this two-page document EVERY GODDAMN TIME GO AWAY
September 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Remember when techno dystopia was Terminator or Blade Runner or the Matrix and not having to tell Adobe Acrobat that no, you don't need a fucking AI summary of this two-page document EVERY GODDAMN TIME GO AWAY
My favourite thing about doing comedy in Toronto is I can make a joke that requires only the barest, most minimal knowledge of French in a room full of people who studied French for at least five years and none of them will get it
September 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My favourite thing about doing comedy in Toronto is I can make a joke that requires only the barest, most minimal knowledge of French in a room full of people who studied French for at least five years and none of them will get it
Please enjoy my profile in the @torontoguardian.bsky.social, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
Tragedy Plus Time: Toronto Comedian Daniel Donnelly
Daniel Donnelly is a storytelling stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit, clever misdirections, and knack for letting the audience fill in the blanks.
torontoguardian.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please enjoy my profile in the @torontoguardian.bsky.social, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
If you've been meaning to come to my show, this is the episode to come to!
August 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you've been meaning to come to my show, this is the episode to come to!
The 'cut sleeve' is a Chinese idiom for homosexuality referring to an episode where Emperor Ai of Han cut off the sleeve of his gown rather than wake his sleeping lover Dong Xian.
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
August 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The 'cut sleeve' is a Chinese idiom for homosexuality referring to an episode where Emperor Ai of Han cut off the sleeve of his gown rather than wake his sleeping lover Dong Xian.
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Meanwhile, me, a homosexual:
Creator: Great news, Mom, my pilot got picked up!
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
August 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Creator: Great news, Mom, my pilot got picked up!
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Mom: That's great, sweetie! How can I watch it?
Creator: It's hidden among the headless torsos on a gay hookup app.
Mom: Oh good, I was afraid I'd have to get AppleTV
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
What the Hell is This?!?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Movie #SciFi
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Movie #SciFi
July 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What the Hell is This?!?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Movie #SciFi
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Movie #SciFi
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Pop Quiz!
What 'unique' #datingapp matches its users entirely according to their #bacon preferences?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
What 'unique' #datingapp matches its users entirely according to their #bacon preferences?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
July 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pop Quiz!
What 'unique' #datingapp matches its users entirely according to their #bacon preferences?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
What 'unique' #datingapp matches its users entirely according to their #bacon preferences?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
I just got an ad to bet on #FanDuel when the #EglintonLRT would open and I am very upset that sports betting websites now offer bets on things I actually care about.
But also all the date options were this year and I'm no sucker.
#TTC
But also all the date options were this year and I'm no sucker.
#TTC
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I just got an ad to bet on #FanDuel when the #EglintonLRT would open and I am very upset that sports betting websites now offer bets on things I actually care about.
But also all the date options were this year and I'm no sucker.
#TTC
But also all the date options were this year and I'm no sucker.
#TTC
Honestly this is pretty tame for mythology--I can't believe it got tagged 'suggestive' everywhere
Pop Quiz!
According to Hesiod's Theogony, how did #Aphrodite come to be born?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia #mythology #greekmythology
According to Hesiod's Theogony, how did #Aphrodite come to be born?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia #mythology #greekmythology
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Honestly this is pretty tame for mythology--I can't believe it got tagged 'suggestive' everywhere
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Pop Quiz!
What does it mean if your Valentine gives you yellow roses?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
What does it mean if your Valentine gives you yellow roses?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
July 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pop Quiz!
What does it mean if your Valentine gives you yellow roses?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
What does it mean if your Valentine gives you yellow roses?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Comedy #PanelShow #Trivia
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Pop Quiz!
Dating site #OKCupid got its start as part of what very different website?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
Dating site #OKCupid got its start as part of what very different website?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pop Quiz!
Dating site #OKCupid got its start as part of what very different website?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
Dating site #OKCupid got its start as part of what very different website?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Pop Quiz!
What is the world's deadliest #aphrodisiac?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
What is the world's deadliest #aphrodisiac?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
July 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pop Quiz!
What is the world's deadliest #aphrodisiac?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
What is the world's deadliest #aphrodisiac?
Episode 43: I Love L'amour
Full episode: youtu.be/eKffpg6nZEE
#Love #Romance #Dating #ValentinesDay
Literally just saw a 26-year-old with "90s kid" on their profile and it's giving big 'Zohran Mamdani is African-American' vibes. Like, yeah, technically, sure, but not really what that's supposed to mean and you know it, kid.
July 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Literally just saw a 26-year-old with "90s kid" on their profile and it's giving big 'Zohran Mamdani is African-American' vibes. Like, yeah, technically, sure, but not really what that's supposed to mean and you know it, kid.